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Wednesday: Use the words “baby” and “doll” to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.
Enid: Sorry, lemme try again. Lose the dress, babydoll—
*WHAM*
Enid: —or ELSE.
Wednesday: *finds herself pinned to the wall with feet dangling and Enid snarling in her face*
Wednesday: 😳
Enid: *abruptly cheery* How’s that?
Wednesday: A-Acceptable.
Wednesday: Drip is for people who hate themselves and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning.
Enid: But babe, I drink drip just about every night.
Wednesday: You do?
Enid: *eyes the seer meaningfully* Mm hm. Religiously, in fact.
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *begins to redden* Ah. I stand corrected and apologize for my egregious oversight.
Enid: *advances* That’s okay. You can make it up to me with some of that drip.
Wednesday: Now? But it’s ah—it’s not ready. *backs into a wall*
Enid: You sure about that? *sharp-toothed grin*
Wednesday: *finds herself trapped between a top and a hard place*
Enid: *adds a deeply feral growl*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: It appears you are correct aga-oh. OH G—
Enid: *enjoys her drip because she loves herself and knows her wife should be serviced til screaming*
Wednesday: *is mercilessly serviced until screaming* 💦
Enid: Howdy! I’m Enid the Ventriloquist and this is my puppet, Woeful Wednesday.
Wednesday: 😒
Enid: She can only say four words—"oh", "god", "yes", and "Enid"—in roughly that order.
Enid: *cheery smile* Isn’t that right, Wednesday?
Wednesday: 😑
Enid: I said isn’t that right, Wednesday?
Wednesday: *nods and grumbles* Yes, Enid.
Enid: See? Now for our first trick, I will drink a glass of water while Wednesday sings.
Wednesday: *whispers* I did NOT agree to—
Wednesday: 😳
Enid: 😈
Wednesday: Oh. God. YES! EEE— 🎶💦
Enid: What’s black and white and wet all over?
Wednesday: I’m going to loathe this joke, aren’t I?
Enid: Nope!
Wednesday: *arches an eyebrow* Oh? How come?
Enid: I think you know how.
Wednesday: I do?
Enid: And even if you don’t, you will.
Enid: 😈
Wednesday: 😳
Wednesday: *realizes with alarm that she herself is black and white and soon to be—*
Enid: *ruins Wednesday like she’s a wet newspaper*
Enid: Hey, babe. Weird question, but would you be interested in a cockatoo?
Wednesday: Seeing as you’ve just returned from alchemy lab, are you about to transform into a bird?
Enid: What? No! *laughs*
Enid: No birds, but I did manage to brew a very special potion. You know, since you’ve been kinda curious and all.
Wednesday: *brow knits* What precisely are you referring to?
Enid: *steps behind Wednesday to press her hips flush to the seer’s ass*
Wednesday: Enid? What—
Enid: *grinds firmly against her girlfriend*
Wednesday: *breath catches in sudden realization*
Enid: *patiently waits*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Two, you say?
Enid: Mm hmm. *nips at Wednesday’s ear*
Wednesday: *restrained whimper*
Enid/Wednesday: 😈🐓🐓🥵
One morning, upon waking…
Enid: *sits up with a yawn* Gosh, I just had the weirdest dream.
Enid: I was all alone in a room with this um… this giant lava cake. And O-M-G did it smell amazing, so of course I took a bite.
Enid: But then—get this—it smacked me!
Enid: The cake— *bewildered look* —smacked me. On the head!
Enid: *growls* So I was all like “Nuh uh, bitch” and took another bite. And another. And another—
Enid: —until I finally got to that yummy molten center. That’s when it stopped. The swatting, I mean.
Enid: *bites her lip* That filling though…
Enid: *flops back onto her pillow and closes her eyes at the memory*
Enid: FFUuuck—*breathy moan* —that filling was so. Freaking. Divine!
Enid: Like… unf! So much unf that I can’t even.
Enid: I just could not stop eating it. It was like I lost my mind! It was all I could do to just lick and nibble and suck and—
Enid: *groans* —it was getting all over me. Under me. Around me. Everywhere. But it fucking needed to be in my mouth and—
Blue eyes snap open as Enid realizes how it must all sound. Flushing with embarrassment (and more than a touch of arousal), she lets out an awkward giggle.
Enid: ANYways— *rolls over to face her girlfriend* Good morning, Willa! So how did you sleep last nuhhhhh…
What greets Enid is the sight of a slack-jawed Wednesday Addams, limply spread-eagled atop a frankly impressive damp spot. Her nightclothes are shredded beyond recognition, leaving her garbed in only a riot of colorful bruises and bites.
Wednesday: *apocalyptically ruined*
Enid: 😱
Enid: W-Wednesday? *voice rises in pitch* Are you okay?!
Wednesday: *makes noises of what she imagines a giant lava cake would sound like*
Enid: 🫢
Wednesday: *wanton lava cake noises intensify*
Enid: 🤭
Wednesday: *in a very compromising position* While I am not usually one to interrupt an impending demise, I feel that I must request clarification.
Wolfed out Enid: *snarls and pauses*
Wednesday: Earlier, when you were still capable of speech, did you say “I’m going to kill you’re till you’re dead”?
Wolfed out Enid: *snorts in amusement and shakes her head*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *hesitantly* The words that I ah… misheard. They wouldn’t happen to be “kill” and “dead”, would they?
Wolfed out Enid: *flashes a predatory grin and nods meaningfully*
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I… see.
Wolfed out Enid: *licks her chops*
Wednesday: *gulps*
Wednesday: I suppose you may carry oOhfFFU—
Wolfed out Enid: *enthusiastically _ills her until she’s very, very __ed*
Office workplace AU.
Divina: I dunno, Enid. The power dynamic feels awfully sketch.
Enid: How do you mean?
Divina: She’s our boss. That puts her in a position of power over us. Over you.
Enid: Trust me, the only time I’ve been under her is when I’m ordering her to ride my f—
Wednesday: SINCLAIR. My office. NOW. *slams door*
Divina/Enid: 😬😙
Divina: *whispers* Shit. Sorry if you get a tongue lashing.
Enid: Get? More like give. *winks*
Divina: 😲
Divina: *watches Enid stride up to Wednesday’s door*
Enid: *glances back at Divina*
Enid: ✌️😜
Divina: 🫢
Divina: 🤭
