A/N: Hot girls didn’t get Xiao and can now only five through their love of short emo boys through fanfics and low quality game play from their sibling 😣 Anyway, this isn’t like a proper fic or hcs but just rambling since I haven’t posted in 2 weeks :(
Warnings: Degenerate/Otaku Xiao, vulgar xiao (possibly ooc), vulgar language, cum talk, both top/bottom dynamics are present for both xiao and reader, gn! reader, otaku is used as an insult, ask to tag anything else!
18+ only, catch these hands otherwise - thankz.
… It’s all under the cut this time btw </3
But degenerate & otaku Xiao who’s only knowledge of dirty talk (and sex) comes from hentai so he ends up a spewing the most foul, dirty shit ever even during soft sex. Like, I love little freaky nobodies who only know what dirty talk is due to their dumb little hentai filled brains like no!! You can’t fuck a womb or a cervix but it’s okay you’re cute…!!!
General moans: “I — hghk! — think I’m a-addicted to having s-sex you!”, “Please, mghk… f-fuck me until I pass out!”,
Top Reader/Bottom Xiao: “Wanna be y-your cocksle-eeve, mmmh!”, “Don’t sta-stop, please! Y-You’re fucking my stomach, sososogood!”, or “You’ll make m-my ass dick shaped!”
Bottom Reader/Top Xiao: “W-wear me, hah… out until my d-dick feels like - hngh… - falling off!”, “Gonna… shit! Hah — f-fuck your organs and r-rearrange your t-gahh-tummy”, “Wanna… wanna-gh mold your ha-hole to my cock-ghk!”
All while his cheeks are the cutest shades of pink and his cock red, it only gets worse the closer he is to cumming as he starts talking about painting your hole white with his cum or you painting his hole white with your sticky cum… maybe you’ll even find him rambling about how loose his ass is getting or how tight you still feel around his dick as if you two didn’t fuck all the time because he’s a horny otaku who only gets his dick wet by pure luck and chance because you found his little pathetic emo face cute ♡ He’s also the type to get addicted to your body really quick so he’s now masturbating daily to the thought of you like he’s a teen who just found out you can google “dicks and boobs” :( Xiao even asks to record (video or just audio it doesn’t matter) so he can hear you two fuck like dogs in heat whenever he’s hornee or in class and bored </3
A long day of politicking deserves a reward, although it seems Xiao and Venti have an unwanted guest coveting the queen. Xiao will show him who his summoner really belongs to.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Here’s my first Xiaother fic, rated E, top Xiao and power bottom Aether. Please read tags for appropriate warnings.
Xiao did not understand mortal relationships...were the two of them considered friends? He did not know...was it normal to miss someone you considered a friend so deeply? He was too scared to bring these feelings up with Aether, the traveller would surely think him strange. However, he desired to have Aether all to himself, he wanted no one else to see that sweet smile that lit up like sunshine, and the laugh that set Xiao's heart ablaze. If this was what mortal relationships were like, he was not sure if he liked it or not, his chest felt so empty, and he knew it would not feel whole again until Aether was by his side.
Or Xiao sucks with expressing himself, and instead lets his actions do the talking. Aether understands and allows Xiao to show how much he cares for him. When all is said and done, Xiao admits his true feelings to the traveller and the traveller reciprocates the sentiment.
