Jan 30, 2025
WHERE THE HELL IS ROUGE?? I'VE BEEN CALLING HER ALL DAY
-- TOPAZ
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WHERE THE HELL IS ROUGE?? I'VE BEEN CALLING HER ALL DAY
-- TOPAZ
*Heyyyy Topaz…it’s Booker ✨
Bad news. Cooper did try to kill me and Greg.
so
fun times here
As much as this wouldn't surprise me, it sort of does.
I'd think he would only want to kill Spears, not you. Try not to die while I'm with Agent Byrn. Stay OUT of trouble.
-- Topaz
Who the hell is Knuckles?? Rouge keeps asking to see if we can find him somewhere in Green Hills
YOU GOT MARRIED?!?!? OMG CONGRATULATIONS
Thank you.
We probably should've told y'all when it first happened, but it was a really big deal for Topaz to have a more... covert wedding. G.U.N. can be weird with that.
It's a whole thing. We had known we liked each other for a long time, but we weren't sure if we could really stay together long-term because of G.U.N. and a lot of doubt was created when I thought that maybe Rouge wouldn't want to stay on Earth.
We did get past that, obviously.
...I was the one who proposed.
Oh, yeah, she was. It was so unexpected, but it made it all the more exciting, wouldn't you agree?
Yeah. It was a... I was a mess.
You were.
You would think that maybe a trained government agent would be better with a ring.
It's okay, hun. Not everyone has that kinda charisma. Or dexterity in a restaurant. Or balance in a chair.
Stop.
-- Rouge and Topaz
*points to you* LESBIANS!
Count 1: Guilty.
This is a very sudden accusation, but I guess there's not much reason to deny it.
It is pride month, after all. No better time to announce something that was obvious.
It wasn't that obvious.
Sure.
Don't 'sure' me.
Suuuuuurrreeee.
Rouge keeps trying to convince me to watch House M.D. on government devices.
Oh, come on, I know you'd like it. It's better than Grey's Anatomy.
That line is very low.
Better than the good doctor.
Still not very high.
Just watch the damn show. You look like a House watcher, so I'm making you a House watcher.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means that if you're sweet enough to me later, you don't have to.
I can just request to not go on anymore missions with you. How about that, huh?
are either of you ladies available to help kill a NASA-agent-slaughtering, girlfriend-napping, mystical-energy lava monster by any chance?
❤️💛🤍🍿🤍💛❤️
...what's in it for us?
What in the hell? Lava monster? What is this, Goosebumps?
Hey you two beautiful people... I have a problem.
I have a coworker who I'm no longer friends with. I broke off the friendship in the middle of a shift because she was really toxic to me. But now, I have to figure out what to do because we still work together. Most days, our shifts are on opposite days, which is nice. But this weekend, we share a shift. I'm so stressed about it, I had a bad dream about having to work with her today, too.
What should I do? I really don't want to have to be around her for that long.
Toxic ex-friend/coworker?
This one's a bit tough. It is good that you don't have many shifts with her other than that upcoming weekend one. Depending on where you work, just try to ignore her. If you're in an office, don't talk to her. Just stay focused on the task you have. If it's a retail job or anything like that where the employees are usually walking around or at a cash register, only talk to her if it is absolutely necessary. I mean "no other choice, cannot do this on my own, her job not mine." If anything else, try to do your job somewhere where she isn't in close vicinity.
I'd say to try to talk to a manager or someone who schedules shifts and tell them that you don't want to share a shift with her in the future. If she says anything reportable, I'd say report it. If she starts anything, try not to amuse her or go to the bathroom. If ya have breaks, take a break somewhere she wouldn't be. I'm real sorry you gotta work with someone like that.
If your job allows you to, listen to music on your break (if you have a break). Take time for yourself. Decompress if you can.
You've got a job. You're doing the best you can. If she can't be professional, you can.