#toptenevilposts

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My pronouns are jeez/louise

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Removing tags from the back of my clothing is like a vaccine that cures all ailments

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They call me mold, because I like dark and damp places.

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I am so excited for winter because there is nothing more beautiful than a gentle snowfall on a December morning. And there is nothing more rewarding than waiting for the cold to pass, and for the first warm breeze of the year to hit your face as the snow melts in the spring.

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I was just born yesterday and I dont give a fuck about anything

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A creature who sees the infinite hope and wonder for the world, he believes all humans are good, and his sister who comprehends the horrors and understands the nature of humanity as an evil thing

Both are wrong.

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Zinkey zoogle, zeekeybooble beeble meep forp bogos binted?

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How it feels to be filled with wonder and whimsy