#torch-thursday

[duraxxor]

Torch Thursday

We have hit the Fifth day of Du®ality folks and today I- wait?! What are you doing?!?

*I am ganged up on by the entire crew, chained, muzzled, strapped, even weighed down to a straight jacket within a steel chair*

*Mod Dura clears his throat*

As I was saying.. Torch Thursday! Have you ever wanted to take a verbal jab in the pride of Lord Daevara? Well today is your lucky day! I want to see every single one of you let him have it. 

No mercy! No Reprocussions! Let’s Roast em’!

The rules are simple. Stand up roast Dura! Comical make fun of him and remember not to hold back! Bad language is encouraged! If you must, by all means create a post if you need to do so instead of submission! And if you do a good job.. you may just be rewarded!

You know the Routine! Infinity and Fun!

[duraxxor]

Mod Dura: Dura, I think it’s time you had a bit of word with all the gossipers and those that those who make rumors or even talk to poorly of you..

*The muzzle snaps off temporarily as a widened grin forms on his face, flashing his fangs as Mod Dura gives him a chance to speak*

Dura: Yeah.. and I got just the song for you.. queue the music.. let’s do it, Mod..

Mod Dura: This song is called.. Under and Over it… by Five Finger Death Punch..

*queues music*

Did you hear the one about me being a punk? Did you hear the one about me being a drunk? Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve? Or how I’m just another fucking sheep in the herd? Did you hear about the money, how it made me change? So funny to me, all the time that they waste. Did you hear the one about me giving a shit? ‘Cause if I ever did I don’t remember it.

You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I’ll take my sanity, you take the fame. I’m under and over it all. (I’m under and over it.)

Did you hear the one about me playing the game? Selling my soul and changing my name. Did you hear the one about me being a prick? Did you know I don’t care? You can suck my… Did you hear the one about me trying to die? Fist in the air and a finger to the sky. Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie….adiós….good riddance….fuck you!

You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I’ll take my sanity, you take the fame. I’m under and over it all. (I’m under and over it.) I, I, I’m under and over it. I, I, I’m under and over it.

*queues guitar solo*

You can be me and I will be you. You can live just like a star. I’ll take my sanity, you take the fame. I’m under and over it all. (I’m under and over it.) I’m under and over it all. (I’m under and over it.) I, I, I’m under and over it. I, I, I’m under and over it.

[duraxxor]

Du(r)ality Day 5 Closing~

Mod Dura: Thank you all for roasting Dura today! It was hilarious to watch his reactions and you all had a fun way of executing it.. We will continue Du(r)ality tomorrow with the Fantastic Friday, the Birthday Celebration! Also, thank you to those that have signed up for the Art giveaway! It's not too late for me to sign up for the raffle! As for me.. I'm going to go rest in my motel.. but before I do .. I'm going to help Dura here to his room.. Dura: I'm fine.. I hope to see every single one of you tomorrow.. until then, its Du(r)ality!