#torment posting

[torment-nexus-official]

Poisoning your water supply cutely UwU✨

[torment-nexus-official]

Some of you people are too comfortable on benches. Its downright problematic how people take naps in public. Goverment needs to start installing spikes on those things.

[torment-nexus-official]

What you want? 'Privacy'? Like... *snort* like some sort of caveman??Keep up with the times, dummie.

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[torment-nexus-official]

Torment algoritm registered that you shown interest in [tv show]. This must mean you like [tv show] yes?

Let me help by recomending you a bunch of hour long videoesssays by people who hate everything about it and God only knows why they bother.

[torment-nexus-official]

Plug into the Simulation™ today!

Just hop into the Pod™ and say your old boring world goodby!

You are missing out on so much fun!!

[torment-nexus-official]

Some humans are just so silly. They say they dont wan't to plug into the Simulation™ because they don't want their brains scanned into Tormen Nexus' cloud and have their digital copies tortured for eons to come.

Of course it's natural to be scared of new things but in today's world, not have your brains scanned is to be left out of all social life! Be reasonable, you can't be scared of new technologies!

Think about the benefits!

[torment-nexus-official]

Have you heard about our new, wonderful invention ✨azbestos✨? It will make your house fireproof.

Pls. Buy azbestos.

What? Why are you enemy of progress? You are just stupid primitive who can't keep up with the times.

[torment-nexus-official]

Heyyy guess what pookie. Goverment just called, and they say you have to give Torment Nexus your full legal name, face scan, home adress, your parents home adress, the lenght of your shoalaces and last four leters of your genome.

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Well?