#torn stitches

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House whump 😀

S2E24, "No Reason"

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Whumpee has stitches from a fairly recent injury but refuses to rest, much to caretaker's concern. Whumpee's just trying to go about their day, but they strain the injury site just a little too much and accidentally tears the stitches.

Bonus points for an incredibly ticked off caretaker :)

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UGH. this chapter kicked my butt BUT IT'S UP

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POSTED. BAM.

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Deleted Scene from Stitches 7 JUST FOR YOUUUUU

 John was still making faces later that afternoon in the kitchen.

“Oh for god’s sake,” Sherlock groaned, dropping the papers he was sifting through, “you’re like a moaning Victorian heroine. Do we need to purchase a fainting couch for you to swoon on? ‘Oh dear! Substandard tea!’ How will you survive?”

John snorted and dumped the basket of mixed teas into the rubbish.

“You have no problem at all with the taste of latex,” Sherlock continued, “which should have cleared the horseradish entirely, by the way, and is much worse.”

John rolled his eyes. “When I have a mouth full of latex, it usually means someone is having a very good time.”

“I was quite pleased when I convinced you to drink the tea,” Sherlock offered. 

John rested his elbow on the benchtop. “I tell you what. I will drink the tea if you can honestly say you enjoy my doing so as much as you enjoy my blowjobs.” 

Sherlock looked thoughtful, but then shook his head. “No matter how convincingly I lied,” he decided, “you would never believe me.”

“Why do you want me to drink that swill, anyway?” John asked, opening a new box of what had damn well better be all packages of Earl Grey. “You’ve just been playing silly buggers, haven’t you? This is the Holmes version of pulling my pigtails, isn’t it?”

Sherlock was conspicuously silent. 

“You little shit,” John said, impressed. “I’m going to pour it down your throat next time.”

“I can’t imagine how you plan to hold me still long enough to manage it,” Sherlock replied breezily.

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POSTED

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Stitches 5 cut scene

“The thing with the weasel and a toaster oven was really much worse, wasn’t it?” John granted, scraping carefully.

“I was thinking more along the lines of the last cabbie who refused us entry, but yes, that would probably rank relatively high as well.”

“Christ, the cabbie.” John laughed. “Considering how we smelled, I can’t say I blame him at all. I think, though, splashing about in the sewer filled with human remains like it was a kiddie pool would be the part on the card, not the attempted taxi ride after.”

“No,” Sherlock dropped back to the floor, closing his penknife with a flourish. “But you attempting to convince the man that he should let us in because our client was in ‘a family way’ while covered in feces and human blood definitely ranks up there. You couldn’t just say ‘pregnant’? You hardly need to be delicate while dripping sewage onto his paint job.”

“Manners are never wasted,” John told him primly, zipping his baggie shut. “Back to the flat?”

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Torn Stitches 4 (yup still on it)

Holy shit guys If you have been waiting for porn in this fic I tell you what once I post chapter 4 this weekend that wait is over. I mean I am making myself blush writing this