Oct 9, 2025
DADDY, HIT THAT SHIT CLEAN!!!
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DADDY, HIT THAT SHIT CLEAN!!!
Got so mad at his hair I had to fix it.
Gonna make a charm out of this one, gang...IDK
If Cecil started yelling at me to stop lamenting myself and lock the fuck in, I'm not gonna wake up a bad bitch one day and all my problems will be solved, I need to grab them by the balls if I want something done... Man.... My depression would be naught but a memory.
I wanna draw Cecil cranking it, but my FBI agent is at his limit.
Cecilito (that's what I'm calling him) weights 2.4lb (I thought it was less) and holding him is very soothing.
This is why I usually find myself sitting him on my lap while I play video games. However, I have resorted to smacking his melon repeatedly whenever something goes terribly wrong in the games I play. Nothing too aggressive just patting his head like a bongo. The sound of which gets picked up by the mic, alarming my friend of the violence this old man is suffering at my hand, and now I'm accused of elderly abuse, because I just won't stop beating this old man.
A tragic story
Ok, so like, I wanna read a CecilxReader... Except there is no romance and is about Cecil ordering fries at the McDonald's at the Pentagon.