Jan 23, 2015
If I were a walnut, I would rather be a good looking walnut, so why not have a flashy shell.
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If I were a walnut, I would rather be a good looking walnut, so why not have a flashy shell.
barachiki
You better not. I don't think you can straight talk.
via tossingwalnuts
Eight o'clock? It's not even seven!
via tossingwalnuts
Hey, [you]! I fudged my drink.
(via tossingwalnuts)
If it's on the ground, it can't just roll under my [bum].
We don't ask; we just laugh.
I like watching you twitch.
In the Beginning
I started collecting dialogue in middle school as part of a creative writing assignment. Before this, I don't think that I ever really listened to the people around me. They were funny! or, at the very least, amusing. Thus began a hobby of the years. I would like to share some of the droll things that I have heard. Don't worry. I'll keep it "Safe for Work."