so i've heard that you're supposed to use a recent-ish image of your face with a non-negative amount of joie de vivre on linkedin. unfortunately i don't take selfies often, so my current, supposedly-professional avatar is cropped from a nude.
i have enough self-preservation instinct to not posting the original, but here is a more unhinged, out-of-focus version from the same "fun session" in front of a mirror with someone else's camera














