"Juuuuust making sure your new girlfriend is nice and I'm not judging her pose in photos or how she replies to comments or if she seems like she likes the same things as you and also if she is now facebook friends with some of your friends and if they seem to like her - I achieve this by scrolling through all your photos of recent nights out to see if they're saying anything like 'you look so much happier now with your new girlfriend Anne who we have all met and love' OR perhaps saying 'who's she? Where's your ex Mary who we all miss and was SO perfect' - this is vital information I NEED to know in order to conclude my investigation and close this particular case." #TotallyNormalBehaviour #ScrollingWithMyHomies










