Sep 7, 2014
FIRE!
We are sad to report that a terrible fire has burned down the Brave Motel. Due to a lack in occupancy only two deaths have been confirmed. Both Charles and Rico have been burned alive. The cause of the fire is a mystery, however some do speculate the fire was caused by "outrageous booger eating and totally lameness to the millionth degree."
More on this story as it develops.
-Dan