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trying to seduce you all but everything else got reported.. so here’s me with actual panties on.

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Afraid of big spider

Yoosung, Zen and Jumin's reaction to mc's fear of big spider. |fluff|no detailed description of mr. spidey|

I'm doing this cuz it's too near to my heart. And cuz I just saw a big spider moments before I decided to write this, to calm my fear.

Zen

It was a beautiful weekend morning. You were doing your normal housework routine after breakfast, happily, while humming to the upbeat songs on your playlist.

Your boyfriend was in the living room practicing his lines. He insisted to help you, but you denied his help, rather strongly. You can rest today, jagi! Zen gave up and then started practicing his lines for his next play.

How wrong had u ever been in life. And you totally admit that the moment you see that thing crawling slowly out of the crack between the cabinets.

"Aahhhhh!!!"

He stopped.

Zen dashed to the kitchen when he heard your scream. Both of you locked eyes. His worried eyes with the teary-eyed you.

"What happened, jagi?"

"S-s-spider....a b-big one!" you stuttered as you pointed in one direction. Your body leaned against the wall.

Spider? He thought to himself for a second. He never heard of you being afraid of spider. This is new! Being the concern boyfriend he always was, he came up to you and hold your hands, he could feel them trembling. He kept his sight on the creepy crawler that scared the heaven out of you, all the while hugging your petite body.

Slowly, he took you out of the kitchen, into the living room, and made you seat on the sofa. He wanted to princess-carried you, but figured that you might not want another heart stopping act.

He placed a kiss on top of your head and proceeded to the kitchen back.

As you calmed down a little, you heard Zen's voice from the kitchen. It was rather loud.

"Don't worry, jagi! ZEN THE KNIGHTTTTTTT WILL HELP YOUUUU!!!"

You chuckled. That helped calmed your nerve even better. And you felt in love with him again.

Moments later, he went out of the kitchen. Satisfied, with a glass and a cardboard in hands.

"Fear no more, my fair lady! The spider...is GONE!"

In all happiness and satisfaction coupled with your now-calmed down nerve, you ran to Zen and hugged him tightly. Your force nearly making him stumble because he was caught off-guard.

"Is it gone?" You asked, just to confirm it again.

"Yup!" He hugged you back, his warmth and smell comforted you.

"So what were you doing with those glass and cardboard?"

"Oh, I used them to catch that spider and throw him away."

You broke the hug making Zen surprised. "Jagi??"

"Throw that away, and make sure that glass is flippin' squeaky clean, Zen!"

"What?"

"NOW."

Zen gulped at your face and laughed out loud because he had never seen that expression on your face before this. He kissed you lightly on the lips and entered the kitchen again.

Now he know your biggest fear - big spiders, and judging by your reaction you wanted absolutely NOTHING that reminded you of that eight-leg crawlers.

While he was washing the glass (the cardboard was already thrown away), he felt a hug from his back.

It's you, whispering an apology for the scream, the hassle and for making him wash the glass, even though today was supposedly his off-housework day.

And you also whisper many thanks for catching the spider and calming you off your panic.

He loved seeing this.

The vulnerable you, the other side of you, his jagi, to be loved and to be embraced for all his life.

Yoosung

Awwwhhh that boy did not even leave your side. He was gaming then, it was a rare activity in his schedule. Ever since you guys had been married, he decided to give his all for his dream and most importantly, you. Lolol now became only a weekend thing. Praise the lord!

Now you had more time together.

So wasn't it very cute when he actually sprinted from his desktop (it's for work actually, ehem!) to you in seconds!

Only to have the gaming mouse replaced with a broom.

"Catch him, Yoosung!"

"I-I-I'm trying, MC! gulp!" Poor boy also afraid of spider.

You thought that your husband ought to know how to handle this spidey situation and got this done fast... since animal's his specialty right?

"MC, animals and bugs are different." You opened your mouth to say something but...Yeah, you're wrong, sorry!

When yoosung finally caught that spider and was going to throw it out with slightly trembling hands, you asked him whether he would be able to handle another spidery situation seeing his success.

Your husband nearly let the broom off his hands. "Of-of course, MC! Anything for you!" He nearly fainted. Watching that, you chuckled and said that it was just a joke. It's not tho!

Both of you spent the day cuddling with each other, talking about both of your fears.

"Are you sure you're already okay, MC? You were trembling back there." Yoosung asked as he tightened his embrace on you. You snuggle into his chest, feeling safer than ever.

Not because he saved you from the spider, but because his concern about you never faded.

You nodded as a reply, and his worried face lit up. He was happy, and you were happy. It all that matters.

But he definitely did not want to do what he just did. Na ah! This boy is so scared, and his fear of big spider is bigger than yours!

Jumin

You sat on the living room couch, stunned, watching all the people in full get-up entering your penthouse and started examining every nook and cranny.

It all started when Jumin heard you screamed and you literally ran to him from your room and hug him, slightly quivering in fear.

"What's wrong, dear?" As he hugged you back, he asked in a his usual low and unfazed voice. You looked at him - your eyes at the brink of tears, and you mouthed "S-spider, a b-big one!"

Now he's Han Jumin, he's not afraid of anything, if he could name his fear is only one, losing his family you, Elizabeth the 3rd, his father, his best friend: V, and the RFA.

So of course spider of any sizes would not scare him. But that eight-legged crawler scared YOU, the love of his life!

He's actually very concern, people! Very very concern!!

He immediately called for pest extermination that day. Only the most professional and the best service that money could buy!

They scanned the penthouse and searched every part of the house, no small cracks left out of sight.

Not only that, Jumin even hired them to exterminate the pests twice a month. To ensure nothing, NOTHING can scare you again.

You tried to talked him out of this. I mean, you did appreciate it so much on the day of the spider sighting, "but twice every month...don't you think is kinda going overboard?" Listen to you, talking like those big spideys never scared the heaven out of you. "I totally understand your concern, dear. But I just want the best for the love of my life." He said while stroking your hair. You know you couldn't talk him out of this. He was very firm with his decision.

"What if the spider came when I'm not around? That's why we have to make sure that they can never exist in the penthouse - with the pest control help!"

That was so Jumin.

He just want you, his love, his life and breath, to always be at peace.

"What if we trained Elizabeth to catch the spiders and kill it!"

He immediately called for a specialist in pest control. Cat training service? Not provided? Thank god!