Clerk lady at the gas station (talking about the beer): you're old enough to drink that, right? Me: Almost double that now... Her: shhh... don't say that. No one would ever know. #holycrap #damnimold #almosttheanswer #totheultimatequestion #lifetheuniverseandeverything https://www.instagram.com/p/BybXPuWgFHI/?igshid=1esl5vmq7ii8c












