*force chokes* oh no he is choking on food someone help Him
choke me harder, daddy
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*force chokes* oh no he is choking on food someone help Him
choke me harder, daddy
lays on the floor. dad you don't get me. i hate living here. i want a new family. also we are out of shampoo and my roots are showing :(
"Okay, son.”
“How about I pick you up some shampoo and dye and we’ll get your little monster a new sweater. Sound good?”
“This family.”
ROUGH TOUCH ME DADDY
↳ rough touch starter drabble
15. Your muse bites mine.
“OW!”
Han retracted his finger away from the baby’s mouth and went to examine it for a moment. “He’s teething ALREADY?” His voice dripped with disbelief, watching a dot of blood break through the surface of his skin. The toddler broke into a giggle fit that made him bashfully bury his face into Leia’s shoulder with small hands trying to hide his face.
“—he’s BEEN teething for a while now, Han.” Her voice sounded, well… unimpressed at best. “His front teeth already broken through.” She shifted Ben in her grasp before Han was taking him right out of her hands and bouncing him on his hip. “Aw, you know what I mean. I mean that he’s starting to BITE people.”
He brought Ben up to look at him face-to-face, “Our little fighter.” He chuckled, turning him around to face Leia as he held him up with one arm and began making the baby punch with one hand. “Boosh, boosh—bang! Boom!” He made sound effects to accompany his little show, grinning the whole time while Ben laughed so hard he tossed his head back and curled his toes up with his legs. “Solo swings left, right! Oh no! He’s going for the uppercut, ladies and gentlemen!” He jerked forward and tapped Leia’s chin with Ben’s hand. “Oooooh! She’s down! Ben Solo is the winner!” He tossed Ben into the air and caught him with a big grin on his face.
Looking over to Leia, he could see that she was desperately trying to stifle her laughter at her husband’s display. He smiled at her, leaning over and giving her a kiss as he adjusted their son to rest in his arms again though Ben left out a happy squeal and hit him on the cheek with an open palm.
“I think he wants to fight YOU next.” Leia mused with a smirk on her face.
“Hey, wait until he starts running around. This kid’s gonna be the death of me someday.” Han chuckled, lifting Ben up so he could blow raspberries on his tummy.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OBI-WAN IS TELLING ME ADULT THINGS AND MY CHILD BRAIN IS NOT FIT TO HEAR THEM AND FRANKLY IT'S INAPPROPRIATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. also what is kink.
“…”
( kenobi, why do you need to make my life difficult? )
“Son, we’re going for a ride and we’re gonna have a talk. Right after I have a talk with Uncle Obi-Wan.”
☆ @touchedface ☆
Han knew he heard something strange coming from his son’s room, stirring from bed and pulling himself to go check on him before Leia would awake. She’d had to settle Ben three times this week already and he knew she deserved a break. He ruffled up his own mess of bedhead. It was still dark --- very dark. The night was still going strong and so was his son. He stepped out of the bedroom, peering down the dark hallway as he stepped out just in time to see Ben storming out with his little feet thumping on the floor. The tears in his eyes broke Han’s heart ever time he bore witness to them staining his cheeks. He’d be willing to bet a hundred credits it was nightmares again.
Ducking down to the tyke’s level, he crouched there with a sympathetic smile on his face as he opened his arms out for the boy to run right into him. He’d at least cut him off before he could run straight to his mother at this hour. “C’mere---what’s wrong, pal?”