#touhou shitposting

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

I dreamed about those dirty fucking centipedes running around at night. 😫

Me: Alucard your invertebrates are poisonous I don't eat that..

Alucard: Yum yum, some are not poisonous my dear, now eat.

Me: (( I don't care, get that shit off my face ! ))

Momoyo: I've been told the taste of dragon's feet tastes like chicken, is that true?

Yachie: Shut up the fuck don't even think about it!

Alucard: What the fuck ? ?

[dedusmuln1]

[gensmokeyo]

Marisa: Wow, Yukari's a huge dick

Reimu: What the hell is a dick?

[eleemosynecdoche]

find someone who will love you the way ZUN loves trumpets

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

How does this shit taste?

how these people ended up sinking and dying with this.. 💀

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

Alucard: Hey Yukari, can't we play anything other than that?

Yukari: We will play what we have in front of us and nothing else, Alucard.

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

Patchouli: Stop stealing my fucking books!

Marisa: Oh Shit ! ?

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

I tell you she's a professional thief, every time she goes to the patchouli library..