Apologies for the out of place text post but I had to ramble about something so if you like KCD2 and enjoy historical garment talk... This is for you:
I recall seeing a post where someone commented about Hans' physique and how it's odd when people depict him skinny with a tiny waist etc despite seemingly having the same body model as Henry, and it suddenly hit me as to WHY we might be seeing this happen:
Because we spend the majority of the time seeing Hans in a pourpoint.
A pourpoint is padded in a way that creates an exaggerated, rounded chest silhouette that was in fashion/aesthetically appealing for the time (especially in France iirc.) The padding is at it's thinnest around the waist and bulks out again towards the bottom of the garment.
Here are two extant pourpoints we have as reference, belonging to Charles de Blois and Charles VI of France with the one in game that Hans wears appearing to be modeled more off the Charles de Blois pourpoint (first image) to an extent
Pairing that with Hans' build (fit with broad shoulders and narrow hips) and his preference for wearing his belt around his hips... It kinda emphasizes this wasp-waisted silhouette that, again, was very much the desired masculine shape at the time. (This is reflected in artwork from the 14th century)
We can see a massive difference in this padding when we compare it to the quilted garment Hans is wearing at the very beginning of the game. This is the "Long pourpoint" item in game (specifically the one with the ID "GambesonLong03_mSamuel" so do with that what you will) however this garment is padded drastically different from the yellow pourpoint, and the padding lies much lower giving the appearance of a pot belly from the side.
Here's our lovely Henry modeling it in game:
Hans' typically yellow pourpoint is completely unique to him. The ID for it is "GambesonLongCapon_m01"
And modeled on Henry:
As you can see, the padding is DRASTICALLY different and makes Henry appear quite slim. You actually can't even wear a standard hood with this as it will clip with the chest, you'd need to equip Hans' unique hood.
Now I could go on about historical quilted garments and how contentious the conversation around the difference between a gambeson, pourpoint, doublet etc is and if there's even any difference at all... But that's no the point.
In short:
Hans is not a skinny legend or snatched queen 😔 He's just stuffing his bra 💔
So. I have an announcement to make. And I want to start with apologizing. I really thought I’d do better, but I didn’t. I’m sorry.
I failed NNN.
However, because the teasing I’ve gotten has been so wonderful, because I know at least one lover has been working on a project specially made for me, and because this would be a sorely disappointing end to this, I want to propose to everyone a retroactive alteration of the rules.
Every orgasm resets the time, one month + the amount of days that have passed. Meaning, since I came today, on November 2nd, I would have to last 32 from now. If I came ten days into that, on November 12th, I would have to go 42 days without orgasm. This increases the stakes as time passes, which I think is wonderful and adds more incentive to tease me as time passes.
I would also like to propose two more, smaller rules. Firstly, I will no longer masturbate to anything that isn’t by someone I know or for me specifically, that way it doesn’t end up being some random post that I happened to come across that ended my streak. And secondly, I will let whoever made me orgasm give me a prompt, and from that, I’ll write a short erotic story based on their prompt.
Thank you for your time, and I once again apologize.
Hiii! I'm over 18 and you can call me Sunshine, Princess, or any of the other options near the bottom of this post! I'm a girl and I like attention!!! A lot!!!!!
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The rundown on this blog is, pretty much, this is where a sideblog of @estrogeon where I’m gonna do kinky roleplay with cuties online!!! I'll make OCs, and have fun, and I hope you'll join me! If you don't wanna do full RP, you can just send asks to my OCs and I'll answer in character!!!
This blog is nearly entirely based in asks and interaction, so I’d really appreciate if you, like, sent asks, please?
I’d really appreciate it if you read the full pinned post (Pretty similar to Estrogeon's, but with some new bits!), since there’s some pretty important stuff in there, but I’ll list the main stuff here!
Main Kinks: Hyper, expansion, and praise
Main limits: Meanness, photos of cock and hole (art’s fine) and (much, MUCH more importantly) privacy
Expanding on the previous thing: I will NEVER share personal details, photos, or anything private here!!! If you want to share that with me, feel free, but don’t expect it back!!!
Muses (Character's I'll RP):
OCs:
Nyx
Lucetta
Princess Morgan
Euchar
Caduceus
Theion
Princess Shard
SAROS
Galatea
Outré
Reverie
Helena
Webbie
Suko
Non-OCs:
Ultrakill characters
Slay the Princess characters
Kasane Teto
Some Terraria characters
This is a link to my OC document with more info on each of them
I generally prefer to get asks directed at my OCs, just because I feel more connection to characters I've made myself, but I'm certainly not gonna turn down attention to the others!
All muses have whatever genitals the situation calls for to be hot, whether that’s cock, pussy, both, neither, or Some Other Shit
In their linked intro posts, every muse has a list of kinks. This isn’t a list of the kinks you’re allowed to do with them, it’s just what they’re made for. All my characters have all my kinks because that makes it more fun for me, some are just Designed to be compatible with certain kinks.
Limits:
Meanness — I’m fine with a little degradation, I can call someone a hole for me or get called a slut, but genuine insults and actual harshness is soooooo uncomfortable for me
Personal stuff — I will never, ever ever ever, share my face or any pictures of myself with anyone here. I’m also kinda uncomfy being sent pictures or videos of real life penis or holes, so ask before you do. I will not, under any circumstances, share details about my personal life. You can tell me all you like about yours, if you really want, but I won’t do the same. This is the hardest, most strict limit I have. Mostly everything else is fair game, but I am So anxious about my privacy and I will never give any significant personal details.
Wasteplay — Stuff like farts and scat. Honestly, I'm open to trying it, maybe, but. It seems really unappealing. I'm sure I could be convinced, but until I am, don't be overzealous with it, stop when asked, and don't be upset if I say no. I’m fine-ish with piss now, it’s moderately hot, actually, just follow the rules I just mentioned.
Kinks:
Praise — Duh, hehe. I really like knowing people like me, and it makes me feel sososo good to get affection. Genuinely please praise me. Asks, tags, DMs too maybe, hehe! I looove praisiessss.
Hyper — I am Extremely into impossible proportions. Body-sized balls and building-crushing boobs are so hot to me. I like pretty much any size. A foot of cock, a meter, a mile, a lightyear. I have no maximum. If you want to pop the universe like an overfull water balloon, I’ll be into it. Expansion is really good too, but it’s similar enough to hyper that I’ll keep them in one category. This is honestly maybe my Main kink. If you want to turn me on instantly, either praise or hyper will do it.
Gore and ouchies — So,,, I feel a bit odd about this, since I try sososo hard to be nicies, but. Hurting people is so fucking fun. Like, I won’t hurt you if you don’t want it, but. If you’re into being beaten and broken, please let me know. I promise not to be gentle. Body horror is sooooo good too. I don’t wanna describe it too in detail here, because I know some people are sensitive to it, but. Hot!!!
Handholding — I have realllyyy sensitive hands, specifically on the palm side, so. Any touching on my hands drives me crazy. If you trace circles onnn my palm, I’ll, lllike, mellt. I’m gettinng fluztered typing this. Ummm. I also. Like. To. Worship other people’s hands,,, Not as much as I like mine played with, ooor sucked on, or, um, teased, bbbut. It’s still really hottt,,,
Massages — I’m gonna level with you, I have a Lot Of Pain, All The Time, Everywhere. Recently I started doing daily squats, and now my thighs hurt a bunchies, plus my back Always Hurts. Massages are both hot and really comforting. Butt, boobs, tummy, thighs, and most of all, back are the main ones, but pretty much any body part is more than happy to receive attention. I love getting massaged,,,
Vore — I like all the conventional types and some of the odder ones too, and my favorites are oral and cockvore! I think I usually prefer to be a pred, but being prey is really fun too!
Feederism — I love eating!!!! This can tie in really well with vore and hyper stuff, but. I love cooking for people (I’ve only done it, like, 3-5 times, but it’s been fun!), I love eating lots of food, I love feeding people and being fed, I love the feeling of being full, and I love playing with big, full tummies! And GOD, I reallllyyy like burps. I like burps a lot. And tummy sounds too. I prefer to be the one being stuffed, but feeding someone else is wonderful too! Usually it’s an RP thing, but this is one of the few kinks I can indulge in real life. Just ask if I want to eat in real life first before telling me to eat, hehe!
Breeding - Breeding is reaaaallly fun. I like getting filled with So Much Cum, and pregnancy is really hot too. I’m veryvery breedable. I don’t Generally like the birth aspect, though it’s not necessarily a turn-off. I prefer it being kind of abstract and separate from what pregnancy Actually is? Like, having pregnancy be, like, a condition that makes your tummy big and round and makes you horny and milky, rather than a Process By Which Life Is Made And Released Into The World.
Taboo Stuff - This one is here because I didn’t know where else to put it. So, um. I’m Kinda into a lot of taboo kinks, though I’m not Super into very many at all. Stuff like fauxcest, and CNC, and more Yucky Stuff like that. I generally won’t post it here because I like attention and that’d spook people away, but I might indulge in stuff like that every now and then! On the topic of stuff that I’m okay with that others might be against, you can spam like and reblog to your hearts content!!!
More Kinks! (+tags):
Basic stuff first: Reblogs are #reblog, important posts are #town crier, original writing and art is #sunshine scribbles, posts are #original post, asks are #and ye shall receive, and my favorite posts are #married this post
Taboo or “gross” kinks (#pervs only)
Praise (#i love you future me)
Robotfucking (#beep boop)
Monsterfucking and horror stuff (#spooky scary sexy stuff)
Objectum (#less than mortal)
Blood or gore (#blood sweat and more blood)
Massages (#working out the kinks)
Handholding and other hand stuff (#hand in hand)
Vore (#magically delicious)
Girls in armor (#always wear protection)
Moneyplay (#i like money)
Giant women (#girlhiking)
Goddess stuff! (#ambrodisiac)
Princess stuff! (#royally fucked)
Hypnosis (#pretty pendulum)
Fluff-based horniness (#fluff you)
Breeding (#need4breed)
Abstract stuff like placefucking or conceptfucking (#abstractitties)
Infinityplay, like fractals, or infinite size, or eternity (#ad infinitum)
Photos and art (#got real and #putting you in an art museum respectively)
Boobs (#breasting boobily)
Ass (#bench breakers)
Thighs (#head goes here)
Tummy & Feeding (#exquisitely stuffed)
Dick (#cocked and loaded)
Girldick (#girlcocked and loaded)
Hyper (#too much is never enough)
Vore (#magically delicious)
Cloning (#the more the merrier)
Plural stuff (#and they were headmates)
Text posts (#words jumpscare!!!)
Audio posts! (#music to my ears)
Names:
I have a bunch of options for names, by the way! I like Princess and Sunshine a lot, but I’d probably also be flattered and pleased hearing any of these, just from the novelty of it, hehe!
1). Anything related to the sun (Examples being Flare, Ray, Dawn, Daybreak, or any other fun stuff you can think of!)
2). Anything related to mirages! (Examples being Fata Morgana, or Parhelion, or any other cool terms I don’t know about! [if you wanna ramble about mirages in my inbox, please do :3])
3). Any petname! I’m a sucker for affection, as you might be able to guess by now, so I’d love to hear “darling”s and “sweetie”s directed at me! Pretty much any title works too! I like mommy, and miss, and mistress, and Goddess, and a whole bunch else!
4).The Prettiest Girl in Town
5). Pretty close to whatever you want, if it sounds cool and isn’t too masculine!
If I suddenly realize I forgot something I need to mention, I’ll come back to this post! Love you! Bye!
Our town crier as alerted us to good news, once again! Thank you so, so, so much to @thenightmaregrrl for keeping myself and everyone else in the loop. 🥰
Feel free to join our group, if you haven't already!
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