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[sylveriasarcana]

imagine you're a chill lesbian just trying to get through a boring day at your mall job at knock-off Build A Bear, and some twink loser from your comphet phase that you haven't thought about in like a year shows up with his weird ass boyfriend that's like 10 years older than him who keeps asking what you're doing later but you know he means it as a threat and to top it all off, he's sitting behind you glueing dick and balls onto a giraffe and you can feel his eyes on your back the whole time

this happened to my friend lisa thepassenger

[sylveriasarcana]

it's so embarrassing that my hyperfixation is The Passenger

like "oh noooo i can't focus properly on my actual real job that pays me money for my labor because i need to write an 100k+ fanfiction about some twink with debilitating OCD and a degradation kink & his insane gay unethical but effective therapist boyfriend or i'll be sad". fucking humiliating behavior

[sylveriasarcana]

controversial opinion but best scene in The Passenger 2023 is Benson halting his crime spree for a bit so he can, with great focus and intensity, decorate a stuffed giraffe and dress it up in little outfits

that's cinema, baby

[sylveriasarcana]

"which the passenger character are you" quiz and the first question is 'do you respect women?'. you click no and are instantly given Benson

[sylveriasarcana]

randy and lisa are both gay but were so deep in the closet in high school that neither of them realized because Lisa was experiencing comphet and Randy was too inhibited to even consider the possibility that he wasn't straight but they gravitated towards each other because each of them knew deep down that the other was Like Them so they got together because they were the safest people for each other and they stayed together so they didn't have to confront their own sexualities and like a year after the events of the movie they reconnect having both realized this about themselves and it's ultimate mlm/wlw solidarity

[sylveriasarcana]

me posting benson chapters: hey guys!!! hope this reads okay, it's very important to me that i get benson's characterization right! he's very complex and beloved in our fandom and i want to respect that! hope you enjoy! <33

me writing benson chapters: shut up. oh my god. shut up. shut the fuck up. no no no!!! shut up!!!! you're so LOUD! you are the loudest person i have ever written for!!! you're so ANNOYING. JESUS CHRIST I GET IT BENSON YOU'RE GAY I KNOW!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS!!!! THE CARDIGAN TOLD US!!!!!!!!! oh of course this giant personal flaw you could definitely have started working on before you hit 30 is the government's fault of course it is!!!! oh yeah grandad tell me more about how the DRONE BIRD WINDMILLS DID 9/11!!!! what if i put you through a GOD DAMN PAPER SHREDDER WHAT THEN?!?! can't be loud if you're in a PAPER SHREDDER, BENSON!!!!!!

[sylveriasarcana]

me getting in my 'writing for Benson' headspace: I believe I am in charge. I believe I am untouchable. None of that is true, but I don't know that. I don't believe that. I am blinded by my own belief in inner strength I think I possess that is more fragile than I realize. I am strong, except when I'm not. I don't need help from anyone, except when I do. I'm calm, but I'm chaos. I'm a collection of contradictions, but I think I'm the most rational person in the world. I am so mentally unprepared for the day my worldview crashes down around me. Every day, I am walking on a tightrope that I've convinced myself is solid ground. I was never in charge. But I don't know that yet.

me getting in my 'writing for Randy' headspace: *having an OCD-fueled self-hatred breakdown at 3am* write this down write this DOWN

[sylveriasarcana]

when chris does the pussy nuggets soundcloud rap when he's at work it's "art", but when i do it i'm "ruining the office christmas party for everyone"