clocktower phrases that make my friends worry about my mental health
‘my grandmother was the spy’
‘the fang gu jumped the mutant’
‘they poison-sniped the cannibal ravenkeeper’
‘the klutz-picked lunatic’
‘an unprocked virgin in final three’
‘the philo-goon was cerelocked as the shugenja’
‘the minions had the saint babysit lil’ monsta’
‘the puzzledrunk savant got two true statements’
‘the marionette-atheist tried to kill the storyteller’
‘the golem punched the spent seamstress’
‘the snake charmer became the lleech and hosted the boomdandy’
‘they got regurgitated by the shab’
'the boffin gave the no dashii the high priestess ability'
'they got pit-hagged into the plague doctor'
‘THE BANSHEE IS RISEN!!!!!!!!”
‘so the organ grinder is this monkey with a fez that doesn’t let us see who votes’
