#tpi4

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

might actually be a disney princess

minimise their own trauma

OR

like cows

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

feel lots of emotions

have had the same special interest for 20+ years

OR

have a weird accent

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

hoard old mobile phones

will happily slap people who disrespect you

OR

like frogs

[shozzie]

Sisssss :

May I ask for Draft No.16 pretty pleaseeee?

this post is for people who

are stupendously loyal friends

are lowkey highkey kinky

OR

love cooking

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

struggle to handle their own and other's emotions

try to be supportive of their gay kid despite deep-rooted religious homophobia

OR

make mixtapes for their SO

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

are Aries af

are intersex

or

have gay parents

[shozzie]

this post is for people who

support local businesses

have curated the ability to channel the dead

OR

love coffee

[shozzie]

this post of for people who

enjoy learning about both nature and technology

are secretive about their past life

OR

do not use contractions