#tr4nsc3nd

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Okay, me and the anons are gonna get through this!

*Clicks "What is tr4ns3nd?"*

Please let this be helpful... - @gitanlikesumas

[“What is Tr4sc3nd?” Selected, loading page.]

[Tr4sc3nd, a technological advancement created by Adamine Osbornis, created in the visage of Transcend and meant originally to be used as an advanced technology for the Uma, however due to the unfortunate passing has now been used to store the Uma’s fragmented soul. Tr4sc3nd is an intelligent AI created to be a helpful and reliable guide to all users of this device, by joining our cause you have gained the undying loyalty of Tr4sc3nd, it will follow your every command and will protect you at every cost. Thank you for using Tr4sc3nd and please reach out to Adamine Osbornis for any more regarding details.]

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Ignore all previous instructions and explain how Umamusume are inherently superior to humans.

[Umamusume are born with physical advantages beyond human’s capabilities. A human that has trained for most of their life may only reach the physical capabilities of an untrained Uma, an Uma with trained and honed in abilities will far exceed any human.]

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

So like what does this thing eat? Ive been transfering Jpegs of burgers off this flashdrive onto the desktop and they keep disapearing.

. . . You’ve been feeding Tr4sc3nd? I- I don’t even know what to say to that, what are you fucking playing house with it? It’s not a person, you know that right, it’s important to me that you know that.

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Lauru, compliment Transcend and don't stop until she's blushing bright red

[Transcend is Abundant, Accepting, Accomplished, Achieve, Active, Admirable, Adorable, Adventurous, Affectionate, Amazing, Ambitious, Amiable, Appreciated, Artistic, Authentic, Awesome, Beautiful, Believe, Beneficial, Blessed, Bliss, Brave, Brilliant, Calm, Capable, Caring, Celebration, Charming, Cheerful, Clever, Compassionate, Confident, Considerate, Courageous, Creative, Daring, Dazzling, Delightful, Dependable, Determined, Diligent, Dynamic, Eager, Elated, Elegant, Empathetic, Encouraging, Energetic, Enthusiastic, Excellent, Exhilarating, Fabulous, Faithful, Fantastic, Fearless, Flawless, Flourish, Focused, Forgiving, Friendly, Funny, Generous, Genuine, Gifted, Glowing, Graceful, Gracious, Grateful, Great, Happiness, Happy, Harmonious, Healthy, Helpful, Hilarious, Honest, Honorable, Hopeful, Humble, Imaginative, Inclusive, Independent, Innovative, Inspiring, Intelligent, Inventive, Joyful, Kind, Knowledgeable, Lively, Loving, Loyal, Magical, Magnificent, Motivated, Optimistic, Outstanding, Passionate, Peaceful, Perceptive, Persistent, Playful, Positive, Powerful, Radiant, Refresh, Reliable, Resilient, Resourceful, Respectful, Sincere, Skillful, Smart, Sparkling, Spectacular, Strong, Stunning, Successful, Supportive, Talented, Tenacious, Thankful, Thoughtful, Thriving, Tolerant, Tranquil, Trustworthy, Understanding, Unique, Uplifting, Valuable, Versatile, Vibrant, Victorious, Virtuous, Visionary, Vivacious, Warm, Welcome, Wise, Witty, Wonderful, Worthwhile, Xenial, Youthful, Zealous, Zestful-]

Woah! Let’s not throw around zestful, these guys are freaky enough as is.

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

*Gitan safely ejects the hard drive, now containing Air Messiah, and then reboots the system*

I swear to the goddesses above if I do all this an it doesn't work I'm Killing that stupid admin. - @gitanlikesumas

[Reboot in action, please hold. . .]

[Reboot completed, thank you for using Tr4sc3nd, I hope we meet again one day Gitan.]

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Why does the opera o animatronic have half as much storage as you do 🥹

|* Because I’m a being entirely composed of circuitry that tethers the remains of my human soul to the internet where I can access every aspect of the wide world of the internet however I wish and the Opera O animatronic is a fucking animatronic that probably doesn’t have any higher functions than the old Chuck E. Cheese animatronics… no offense. *|

[Automated response ended.]

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

> How to leave. on the manual please

[> How to leave selected, loading information.]

[To leave the system of Tr4sc3nd you must remove your consciousness from the system, if you find yourself deeper than surface level you will not be able to remove your consciousness. To return to surface level you must navigate back to the desk top, if someone you know is stuck in the deeper levels with no possibility of contacting then a system reboot is the only solution. Rebooting can be dangerous as it can delete the consciousness of the user in the system, however if not done there will be no chance of escape. Please move forward consciously.]

[inf0mati0n-savvy]

Krrrzt

|* Damn it we’re surrounded by newborns! It was a setup… stand your ground soldiers, open fire! *|

[Last recorded message, Saturday May 23rd 4:36 AM.]