#tragic texts

[tragedyontoast]

love it so much when fictional men considered to be villains have freckles on their face… they punch their dad or admit to murder and all i’m thinking is how i want 2 kiss every freckle on their pretty face

[tragedyontoast]

i only listen to REAL music. like The Banned

[tragedyontoast]

every time they talk about the concept of dennis being a dad i just get sad because i am from the future and i know that one day he will become a dad… but he wasn’t there to meet his son. pain and suffering

[tragedyontoast]

i wish we could’ve seen sharon and dennis in tenerife when they went together in february 2004. did they hold hands. did they snog. did they have fun. i need to know

[tragedyontoast]

the parallel between den returning from the dead and emerging from the shadows on 29 september 2003 vs. sharon unexpectedly emerging from the shadows on 18 february 2005 is art and should be studied actually

[tragedyontoast]

eastenders being in a limbo state for most of december 2004 is sooo funny to me. the lack of an executive producer between louise berridge and kathleen hutchison makes for a beautifully chaotic era. the total anarchy brought us The Great Shannis Affair… but it also started whatever weird thing alfie and little mo are gonna have (seriously. why. who allowed that, unless it was the result of anarchy)

[tragedyontoast]

zoe’s desperate and delusional behaviour is so embarrassing honestly. a little bit of insanity and cheeky helping of delirium are understandable because dennis is stupid sexy but also he is just A Dude. a dude named dennis at that

[tragedyontoast]

well it was fun while it lasted (i want to die)