#trainer hubert

[sterling-starlight]

Hilda: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?

Elesa, flipping through her phone: Kick him in the shin. 

Hubert: Dump him. 

Emmet: Punch him in the stomach, and when he’s doubled over in pain, smooch him.

Ingo: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down, please!