#trans!dave strider

[my-pleasant-good-morning]

Well this looks like the time to post this. It’s a mini fic I wrote back in the day and I was thinking I should post it some time. I was trying to write something else. And then Dave.

Trans!Dave makes an important life choice. 

The dangers of letting 18 year old boys choose their own stats. I'm talking about dicks. This is not a thing a 18 year old can be expected to make a rational decision about. Nope. Not at all. And yet Dave was trying to do just that. A large part of him ( heh heh, large), ruled mainly by his ego, was trying to tell him that bigger was better and to be huge was best. The more rational part of his brain was calling that part a moron and making a passionate plea for the case that one should not have a dick so large that one would be scared to have sex with oneself. For some reason that voice sounded a lot like Rose.

Disturbing implications aside, brain Rose had a damn good point. Especially considering that Dave was a time player and could, in fact, fuck himself if he wanted to. Best to think about something smaller than the massive schlong he had been eyeing.

[rude-rat]

Some Nonbinary Dave cuz I don’t see like any of this.

[acidic-casualties]

Selfies were of course taken today John Egbert: Mars Trans mtf Dave Strider: Me