alice shitpost <3
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alice shitpost <3
Reko: You might be a dongless weasel.
Alice: hey I'm not a weasel!
Alice: I(ore, bold, masculine)
Alice's mother: I*(watashi, polite, more feminine)
Alice: No I'm(ore) right
Oneshot! Tldr at the bottom! Tw: mentions of scars and none sexual nudity
Alice slowly removed the shirt he had been wearing, careful not to be too harsh on his chest lest he cause himself pain. He closed his eyes once he removed it, Shin hopped to his side and turned him so he faced the mirror, "Goodness my boyfriend looks so handsome now I'm almost jealous!" he giggled as Alice snapped his eyes open, "Wait I am-!" he cut himself off as he saw himself, two scars across his chest. They were quite red but healed up nicely, Shin leaned on his arm. "You look so strong and extra manly now!" he smiled wide as he watched Alice in the mirror.
He slowly started to smile, as hot burning tears streamed down his face. "I'm so happy for you! They are healing up so nicely," Shin continued to speak sweet nothings to Alice, he only smiled more as his tears streamed down his face.
"It's you, Alice,"
"It's me!"
Tldr: Alice got top surgery and is really happy just staring at himself in a mirror while Shin is gaucing at him in the background.
Shin: Alice you OK?
Alice crying: yeah. I just don't like needles
Shin:
Shin: and yet you can take testosterone but not the flu shot????
Nao: give up your boobs Yabusame!
Alice: then give up your dick equal exchange Egokoro!
Shin: ahem. Can you not have this dramatic battle in front of my soup please?
Alice: hey has anyone seen my binder I can't find it
Shin: I thought you were still wearing it
Alice:
Alice: Shin Tsukimi I am shirtless-
Shin every year for Christmas since learning that Alice is trans has been gifting him a vile of testosterone.
No matter what Alice cries while getting it.
One year he added a binder into the mix cause he heard Alice being sad he grew out of his last one.