#transalexios

[gay-orcs]

AGGRO

pros:

he’s loyal

sweet boy. he likes to make his partners gifts

has a pet bear AND a pet dog

excellent in the sack

cons:

bed hog

not a morning person

kind of obnoxious when he’s drunk

he loves being outside so if you don’t that may be a problem. he’s ALWAYS in the woods

[smashcut]

9 & 48 for the ask meme!

9. What was your favorite article of clothing this year? Post a pic if possible?

so this year I started getting custom shirts with shitposts on them, I slide OP a cool 20 dollars or so, and then wear these monsters out in public. like the “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking” that I wore to the Met and then i got @beekeep and i matching double slimes shirts, which reminds me Abe, I still gotta get that to you

anyway here’s that monstrosity (w/ a blurry @lookskindadeadinside in the background)

48. If you could go on an adventure the remaining days of the year, where would you go and what would you do? Who would you go with?

Logan, if I could, I would get in my little car drive to canada, pick you up, and then we do a road trip out west for writing research where we stay in little motels and maybe pitch in helping on a ranch for the odd free meal or so

[gay-orcs]

ok it's silas' turn

pros:

he’ll sing you little songs every now and then

has loooooads of stories to tell

romantic. he’ll sweep you off your feet when you least expect it

amazing dancer

cons:

almost always smells like salt water and moonshine

smokes

can be naive at times

SNORES

[gay-orcs]

gabe, hawke, literally any hot orc

ok you know what that’s fair. approved

[gay-orcs]

4 for silas

4: their insecurities

he’s a pretty confident guy so he isn’t insecure about too much. he’s mostly insecure about things regarding his work. he’s a rope maker for the sailors and merchant ships in the town he lives in and if anything goes wrong with that, he’d lose all their business. he works very hard to always make sure his ropes are top notch but still there’s that little voice in the back of his head telling him his craftsmanship isn’t good enough

[slitherbite]

1 & 18 for mirko to start!

1: their voice

loww, makes his chest rumble, calm and firm usually but if hes w his fiancé soft and soothing

18: how they sleep

depends.. with a party or while at a job he's taking cat naps more than anything because he'd always be on the lookout for danger

at home though.. like a log. sprawled on his stomach or on his side. definitely snores a bit

[gay-orcs]

1 & 13 for both aggro and silas :)c

1. their voice

Silas: husky with a little rasp to it, and a moderately strong drawl

Aggro: deep, makes his chest rumble a bit when he speaks, but still soft in a way

13. their embarrassing memory from years ago

Silas: when he was trying to impress someone he had a crush on with his horse riding abilities and got kicked off in like 0.3 seconds after mounting the horse and landed in some cow shit

Aggro: it’d probably be the time he was accidentally locked out of the house in nothing but his underpants and had to wait until his mother came back from town to let him back in cause she was the only one with the key  

[makotokyoqoku-archived]

1, 2, & 3 for the music asks!

1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle.

this is my world - hans zimmer, junkie xl. ( listen bvs and mos were shitty movies but fuck... this soundtrack always gets me. )

hollow - breaking benjamin.

atlas, rise - metallica.

2. three last songs you listened to.

those songs above ckabkdnammd — unless this means yesterday then that'd be:

helena (so long & goodnight) - mcr.

imaginary - evanescence.

shake it - metro station... which is a sudden change from the two before.

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with.

hm. if i have to narrow it down...

eyeless - slipknot.

holy diver - killswitch engage ( cover ).

sad but true - metallica.