Since people are getting tetchy about it again: we all know that if someone gets a bee in their bonnet and somehow hunts down hard answers about @amtrak-official's identity, we're gonna just pretend it never happened and maintain his shroud of chaos and mystery with the sheer power of communal suspension of disbelief, right?
Twitter did it with dril, we've gotta be prepared to do the same so he can continue his good work. It's just better for everyone this way.











