Ya know, 🌶️ anon, about Doc performing top surgery on himself through chunk borders...
How about there is a single chunk on every Hermitcraft server where Doc just. Has his chesticles again. The code wasn't completely destroyed, it's just stuck in that one chunk.
At first, Doc avoided that one specific chunk like the plague; you could not pay him enough in anything to go there again. No one tried to force him either, for the record; it did make planning some server events a bit more challenging, though.
But now, that he's much further along and much more secure in his masculinity, he uses that chunk for comedic purposes. Convinces people who don't know him well and are visiting the server that that chunk has ~magic properties~ and can give anyone breasts. Or guides such people on a tour, walks into the chunk and just start screaming, scaring the uninitiated. Getting a laugh or a scare out of it.
(It does warm Doc's heart that the Hermits avoid the direction of his 'chesticle chunk', as it's called by many. So he doesn't have to fly through it often, it does feel a bit weird to suddenly have weight on his chest for a second when he flies. The Hermits truly are the best.)
It's by far one of the best bits on the server, too. A hermit doing something with Doc, only for him to suddenly have boobs again. Really, it's Doc's complete neutral response to it when he isn't playing it up that gets them the most. (And somehow the chest always comes with them to new worlds? Doc and Xisuma have explained it's a factor of player code being unable to be fully separated from the player without more extreme intervention. Most people call it the Haunting of the Chesticles like it's a trashy horror movie.)