#trapdoorbeast

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ngl I think it’d be REALLY interesting to see Zee and Loki working together maybe? or at least, Loki trying to get Zee to work with him. he’s definitely taken an interest in Zee’s crystal lol.

alternatively, maybe my TVA Five would have been the agent working on Zee’s variant case. apparently he begrudgingly takes a liking to the people he has to arrest, he doesn’t like arresting them. (could also be Mobius, but he’s...an insanely low-activity muse and he’s kinda hard for me to write ;-; lol)

Jasper would also find Zee interesting, though he’d probably think he was some sorta cryptid or supernatural being of some sort? listen the man’s practically a conspiracy theorist of some sort, I dunno anymore.

I’d give ya somethin with Peter / Spidey but honestly I just don’t know there.

[archivevolcania]

@trapdoorbeast​     continued.

the unforgiving cold of the mountains made it so easy for the dragon to find that peace in solitude, silence and snow being loyal companions from the start among the few creatures that found such a place their home. it was to the point he would get bored, and yet it wasn’t all the time when the opportunity to meet someone else that he’d be friendly. a groan when spotting the unknown figure; whatever they were and where they even came from was yet to be explained. but what made him further annoyed was that personal space that suddenly wasn’t between them.

“ are you done being curious? ”

his voice remains calm, head lowering to see them better; definitely not a creature he’s ever dealt with before. the dragon spirit just tilted his head in curiosity as so far they didn’t look the kind to cause trouble. if he’s proven wrong about that he won’t hesitate changing his mind and ending them on the spot.

“ why have you come here? ”

[niifelheim]

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“Well, we’re here.” Richie turned off the engine and turned to his friend in the passenger seat. “Home, sweet home.”

Perhaps he shouldn’t have brought Zee to Derry, but he really couldn’t help it. It had been difficult to explain the mounting dread he felt at going back, a feeling that had nothing to do taking care of the house after his mother had passed. Bringing Zee made him feel better... less alone. Still, Derry wasn’t exactly known for it’s enlightened, inclusive thinking. He grimaced.

“We won’t stay long”, he said with a small smile. “I promise.”

[dcddyrecper]

Character Development meme: Does your character have a favourite fantasy animal? What is it? Why?

His favorite of the mythic animals is Cerberus mostly because he keeps one as  a pet and companion. It guards his home. Death, has often been confused with Hades, and while he is fairly certain he is not the source of the legends that created the god of the underworld, he does have similar powers.

Cerberus is very loyal, and for such a large and deadly creature, he seems to possess a puppy intellect, and he will chase cars-buses-planes--and bring them back to him. Its always slightly disturbing for the target of the creatures energetic nature.

Word to the wise--never let him sit in your lap, and beware puppy kisses because all three heads will argue over you.

[strxwberrysunrise]

@trapdoorbeast   [ x ]

“That’s what the website says,” the blond haired girl agrees, violet eyes re-reading the words on the screen again: I want to speak French between your legs. “I just wish it gave more examples than ‘scream bonjour at a penis’ and that weird thing about titty croissants. What the hell even is a titty croissant anyway?”

Her hands reached down for the edge of the desk and slowly Yang pushed the rolling chair away from the computer, twisting in it so she could look at the beast beside her. “Is it a croissant shaped like a boob? That kinda defeats the purpose of it being a croissant, doesn’t it?”

[kxngofgotham]

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

Munday Questions!

Oh gosh I’m awful at picking favorites but right now I’m pretty into 

Blood // Water by grandson

Nico and the Niners by TOP 

Recording Gold by CK9C (ChaoticCanineCulture) 

[groot-roots]

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"I am Groot," he said, pausing in thought. "I am Groot... I am Groot. I am Groot." Pleading brown eyes looked up at the beast, his hands twisting around each other nervously. "I am Groot?"

[sweeneytoadd]

The beast made sure the coast was completely clear before he went about setting a few orange plastic eggs with pumpkin faces sharpied on them out. They weren't really meant to be searched for, merely something to be noticed out of the corner of the eye, or that something was slightly different. One on a shelf, one on a side table, one inside Jon's coffee cup and one tucked against a scythe by the door, with a couple others here and there. Tucked away in each was a bit of straw and candy corn.

Jonathan Crane was an unobservant man when his mind was focused on his work, but even he had to grant the little eggs his notice when he felt the plastic touch his lips in the depths of his morning coffee. The coffee was quickly drained in one swift gulp so he could fish the gift out of his cup. 

It was with only slight hesitance that he cracked it open to see what was inside. As the little candies fell out onto his notes, along with a stick of straw that was miraculously untouched by coffee, Jon began to chuckle. A chuckle which was quick to turn into outright laughter at the absurd yet appropriate Easter gift.