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@stealthsuitofsin

[the-blackest-spider]

@stealthsuitofsin @bloodtospare 

[the-blackest-spider]

Plotting with Sarah or when plotting dissolves into talking about Obi-wan's ass

ouronlyhope: Am I okay to have Nat get injured in the next post? Or at least imply it

the-blackest-spider: Sure sure!

ouronlyhope: What are we saying happens to her?

the-blackest-spider: Similar to what happened with Obi-wan vs Dooku in AOTC

ouronlyhope: So thrown aside and knocked out?

the-blackest-spider: No no, cut on the leg

ouronlyhope: Oh of course I was thinking of RotS

the-blackest-spider: XD yes, yes you were hehe

ouronlyhope: Lol Nat waking up over his shoulder thinking, this looks like Obi-Wan's butt

the-blackest-spider: omg water... I was drinking.... omg XD

ouronlyhope: XDD

the-blackest-spider: That is totally on the table though XD So she could get knocked out. Because omg I need it

ouronlyhope: lol omg okay XD

the-blackest-spider: Her waking up and just omg the view and I should not be looking but where else do I look... total pass to stare at my Master's ass.

ouronlyhope: lmao!

the-blackest-spider: hehehehe

ouronlyhope: Pretending to still be knocked out

ouronlyhope: Just so she can stare a bit longer

the-blackest-spider: YEP

ouronlyhope: Obi-Wan noticing she's awake and being like ???

the-blackest-spider: And he's just you're not fooling me at all

the-blackest-spider: -amuses-

ouronlyhope: XDD

the-blackest-spider: She tries to cover it by acting dazed lol

ouronlyhope: lol!

ouronlyhope: I'd be dazed if I woke up that close to Obi's ass tbh

the-blackest-spider: Word

the-blackest-spider: And let's be honest... I'd touch it. Oh yes.

the-blackest-spider: Full on ass grab

the-blackest-spider: Squeeze the cheek

ouronlyhope: Omg I'd squeeze it like a peach

the-blackest-spider: LOLOLOL

the-blackest-spider: So plump, so ripe XD

ouronlyhope: XD

ouronlyhope: B)))

ouronlyhope: He's just huffing over here like I do NOT have a plump backside

ouronlyhope: Who's he kidding

the-blackest-spider: Shapely XD

ouronlyhope: lol! Curvy

the-blackest-spider: Yus

ouronlyhope: Grabable

the-blackest-spider: squeezeable

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[8:35 pm] theblackestspider: I need to ask a very... possibly odd question or at least it might be to some, but Anakin's dick... how endowed is he and such? I mean you've seen one dick you've seen them all really, but at the same time each one is different lol.

[8:36 PM] theblackestspider: And I am realizing I should've asked this several posts ago XD

[8:37 PM] prettydeathmachine: lmao omg that was one of the most epic things I have ever read in my life XD because, 1) dick talk and 2) you are so fucking right in that yes, essentially if you've seen it you've seen it...but also not annnd 3) I am always so sketchy in mentioning it because I don't wanna be like "look at this giant dick right here" but like, I'd have to assume he's fairly well endowed, being a big dude and like space Jesus and all

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: And you respond just as epically in kind omg XD

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: omg I did not just mean to imply that the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has a sweet package. I did not mean that Jesus. I mean, insulting, I did not mean it insultingly. I need to go to church right now immediately.

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: lmfao

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: You are a gift I swear

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: XD thank you lmfao

[8:38 PM] theblackestspider: And so absolutely your muse because shit Anakin would say XD

[8:38 PM] prettydeathmachine: LOL

[8:39 PM] prettydeathmachine: definitely, I swear I don't try to do that XD

[8:39 PM] theblackestspider: None of us do, but it happens XD

[8:40 PM] prettydeathmachine: Yes, yes, it surely does XD but yes, I hope that solves the penis problem lmao and I'm so sorry I'm sketchy af describing it, I just hate it when male muses are like...two paragraphs about their Giant Dick so I try to not XD

[8:40 PM] prettydeathmachine: But like I'm sure it's decently sized and I'm pretty sure circumscion doesn't exist in SW so...

[8:41 PM] theblackestspider: It's fine and yeah it helps I just gotta stop making asthmatic seal noises XD

[8:41 PM] prettydeathmachine: and I'm laughing so hard I can't type right I'm sorry lmao

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deviousbrat: I am legit wondering if anyone else reading it is getting impatiant and is going all omg fuck already srsly XD stealthsuitofsin: i have patience deviousbrat: I know you do lol stealthsuitofsin: SHOULD SRSLY FUCK INFRONT OF THE COUNCIL THO stealthsuitofsin: give em a show deviousbrat: omg deviousbrat: You are horrible XD stealthsuitofsin: Anakin can look at Obi-wan whilst on top of Nat "I HAVE THE HIGHGROUND."  deviousbrat: -ded-

@ouronlyhope

@mynameisanakin

[the-blackest-spider]

All you need for this heartwarming pillow is some felt, a needle and thread, pillow stuffing, and a bunch of rubber removable mouths from discarded CPR dummys.

@stealthsuitofsin @guiltybydissociation @chronalegacy

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stealthsuitofsin: Oh damn.

stealthsuitofsin: Steve: I have made a mistake.

deviousbrat: -cackles-

deviousbrat: What did he think she was gonna do? XD

stealthsuitofsin: brain: ABORT cock: STAY THE COURSE

deviousbrat: LMFAO

deviousbrat: Srsly though what did he think she was gonna do?

stealthsuitofsin: well he had an idea but

deviousbrat: Blow job?

deviousbrat: Because that's not off the table.

stealthsuitofsin: so he knows what happens in movies lets say

stealthsuitofsin: but he has literally never been in that situation

deviousbrat: looooooooooooool

deviousbrat: I just... in my head pictured Steve Rogers be all "wow so this is what it's like to be in porn."

stealthsuitofsin: XD

stealthsuitofsin: basically

[the-blackest-spider]

When a conversation goes from hockey to football, to second hand embarrassment for fictional characters to threesomes and oral sex.