#trashclef

[trashfoundation]

[A box of Bendy-Branded Bacon Soup is delivered. It’s been expired for 2 years, despite being manufactured in.. the 60s, or something. Whatever. It’s from an old, abandoned universe, that’s been collecting dust for a long, long time. One of the cans are crushed, completely empty. Another one is just full of ink. The ink smells like human remains.]

Food for the soul. Enjoy! Don’t mind the expiration dates, they’re a misprint! I promise the food’s fine. ;)

Also, don’t mind the ink can or the crushed can, they’re just from interdimensional errors.

-Ink Anon

[Clef squints at the labels on the cans.]

[Not to immediately jump to conclusions, but he can’t help but think anyone who tries eating this will get.. he doesn’t know, botulism or something.]

[eldritch-muppetshow]

the origin story to this set of doodles is long and convoluted but all you need to know is that it created an affront to god and all things holy.

here’s trashclef. he definitely sounds like danny devito and he’s got god knows how many extra rows of teeth. also he’s a goddamn gremlin compared to everyone else.

you have my full permission to launch him into the sun.

[trashfoundation]

Greetings.

what are you doing out of your box

[trashfoundation]

[Well, Greenie can’t exactly retrieve 963 at the moment.. but it can cause an incident!]

[All of a sudden, the lights go out, and several wasps nests are placed in various areas of the “main” site. Also, a bunch of fire ant colonies are placed here and there. Have fun!]

-Greenie

shit

[CONNECTION LOST. PLEASE STAND BY...]

[trashfoundation]

roughly the last two years have been a bender and this year is the hangover

[trashfoundation]

FINALLY I can just not use a signature Smiley mistook me for a chipotle cultist once because I used the -🧚🏻‍♀️ signature and that is why I never send asks. (Nashari here btw)

oh hey i havent heard from you in a while

how have you been

[He can’t imagine who Smiley mistook her for, especially since there’s only five Chipoltists and none of them are going by “🧚🏻‍♀️”.]

[trashfoundation]

Clef, Bright’s unbound, but he isn’t acting aggressive, so I don’t think he has the memories. Should we be, uh, concerned? Also, apparently the blinding light thing is his fault, an m!a went in for it to be dark again.

hold the fuck up

what

[trashfoundation]

I wonder if the bacon soup is alcoholic

[Clef glances at Marker Drinker Anon.]

i sure hope its not