Them: “I want a live dj mixing EDM night for the radio. Interested?”
Me: “Eh, what are you looking for, exactly?”
*after some back and forth conversation*
Them: “I wouldn’t want to exclude dubstep like (insert douche-canoe name who plays screechy trashstep here. yes, i know this specific trashmonkey personally.) plays.”
Me: “Oh, of course. What a shame that would be.”
silently hoping that the sarcasm will be missed, but not against that possibility. oops.










