#traumatize him back

[tragicbackstorycommence]

Tomorrow is my birthday (or today, depending on when people see this. It's January 3rd)

imma be 15, and we always get donuts (wink wink nudge nudge) during birthdays. Thing is, I'm back on that Demon Slayer fixation, and I've been putting references into conversations with family. (Including calling a few things 'flashy' like Tengen Uzui and whenever I had the first bite of something, I said 'Tasty' like Kyojuro Rengoku)

Mind you, this isn't a plan, it's a warning. Imma do the tasty thing while eating my donut.

(Also my friend who I'm pretty sure doesn't have this website said I was almost halfway to 30, and I made a joke about, I hope I survive past 25.)

[its-monster-mash]

Getting Used to Being Bo's Stockholm Wife

Little details 1

You've got two pots on the stove, one is a delicious stew, the other is what's left of a human head that got a little too fucked up to become a wax sculpture - You want the skull for decor.

Vincent is sitting at the table, his hair in a messy bun. You've got cookies in the oven, and he likes to have one hot before Bo gets his hands on them.

Lester walks through the kitchen, always on the move, but stops to take a quick taste of your stew. "Tastes great!" He's smiling - He's the sweet one after all - and he's out the door in a flash, leaving a trail of dirt and debris on your nice clean floor.

You and Vincent both swear never to tell him that he tasted out of the wrong pot.

~*~

Later that night you're finishing cleaning up the skull, and Bo asks you what you're cooking, only to take a look and gag.

New rule.

NO HUMAN REMAINS IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN.

[etherealnoir]

Gabi actually doesn’t traumatize Hugh enough for my liking. He should actually be afraid of her, and he’s not. That needs to change. Like STAT.

[coldcryptvapor]

How to traumatize your father?

It's very simple you can either

1.become completely unhinged.

2.Copy his own behavior.

Or, if you're like me, you can look and sound exactly like his ex-wife from when they were teens.