ღ pls give me troy and xavier
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Xavier. Troy is lazy as hell. Even if he wakes up first, you wouldn’t know.
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Troy. Bacon & eggs all day every day, baby (and chocolate chip pancakes if he feels like putting in the extra effort).
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Well I mean Troy would probably think throwing bacon at Xavier’s face would be a funny way to wake him up, so does that count?
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Neither has to suggest it. If there is time to have sex, it is implied they will be having the sex.
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Troy, probably.
Who chooses the movies: Troy. They have seen Saving Private Ryan a couple dozen times at this point.
Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Xavier. But since Troy picked the movie and it most likely involves Tom Hanks, Troy just pushes him away. You don’t interrupt Tom.
Who orders lunch: Troy. He usually orders just for himself, but it’s such a large quantity of food that Xavier mistakenly thinks it is for them to share.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Troy. If Xavier did this, he would die.
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Troy bc actual small child.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Troy--though you know if Xavier tried to do the same to him, he’d make a big deal out of it.
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Troy.
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Xavier.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Troy.
Who cooks dinner: Xavier.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: They do together bc #POLITE.
Who stays up until 2 reading: Xavier? Troy isn’t much of a reader.
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Uh...Xavier? Maybe?
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Aw this is so cute they can both do it when one of them is awake and the other isn’t.
