when the gang tries to sneak into the church
mr. phelps: YOU’RE TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY YOU AIN’T SHIT IN MY YARD–
sal: *raises hands* daddy, chill
mr. phelps:
mr. phelps: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT–
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seen from Türkiye

seen from Russia
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Pakistan

seen from Austria

seen from Brazil
seen from Russia

seen from Canada
seen from United States

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seen from Austria

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Canada
when the gang tries to sneak into the church
mr. phelps: YOU’RE TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY YOU AIN’T SHIT IN MY YARD–
sal: *raises hands* daddy, chill
mr. phelps:
mr. phelps: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT–
Sally Face Carrie AU, Take Me to Church
"This place is scarier than Sal's Furby collection." Larry said as they entered the church. It was large but looked run down and as they went in they found the interior wasn't much better. A large crucified Jesus statue in the center of the building, one of it's arms completely missing.
"Sal has a Furby collection?" Ash asked, trying to hold back a laugh.
"No! I have two furbies."
"Two, too many." The group stopped and looked around to see no one in the building. There was a small office door with a sign on it that said out to lunch.
"Huh, weird Travis's dad is always here," Ash said making Sal and Larry look at each other. "I guess we wait?"
"Ugh, this place is giving me the creeps,'' Todd said eyeing the Jesus statue. "Who thinks this is normal?"
"My grandma has one in her living room that's covered in blood. That thing used to terrify me when I was little." Sal looked at the statue and noticed the remaining hand was was twisted I'm a weird direction. Reaching out to it he was surprised when it turned, adjusting itself followed by the loud sound of the statue moving aside to reveal a spiral staircase that led down. The teens stared wide eyed.
"...I haven't been to church in a while but I'm pretty sure that's not normal," Larry said, Sal already going down the staircase with the rest of the group close behind.
"Something tells me this isn't exactly a normal church," Ash commented as they descended down the stairs, familiar symbols decorating the walls along the way.
"What gave you that idea?" Larry asked before being elbowed in the stomach. "Ow!"
It got darker the further down they went, the only illuminated being there torches in the walls. When they finally reached the bottom they came to an alter, decorated with bones and a familiar dog mask along with a few others in the center.
"...holy shit."
THOUGHTS ON APH'S NEW VIDEO (Spoilers)
*inhale* ... OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I FELL OFF MY BED THREE TIMES. THREE. TIMES. Due to being in shock about Terry (I love him so far. He's a great dad.. so far... hope that doesn't change..) and all the aarmau memories. BRUH.. I just love aarmau man. And travlyn. Love those ships so much. I screamed so much that my throat hurts. THATS OKAY! OMG I can't wait for episode 5. I wonder what's going on with Travis... he's worrying me.. BUT I LOVE HOW PAT (the VA for Travis and other characters) VOICES TRAVIS AND TERRY. I CANT. ITS GREAT.
SPOILERS FOR APHMAUS NEW VIDEO THAT JUST CAME OUT
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OKAY SO IM WATCHING THE VIDEO RIGHT. WHEN TRAVIS WAS GETTING UP TO OPEN THE DOOR I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LUCINDA AND WHEN HE OPENED IT AND HIS DAD WAS THERE I JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED FROM SHOCK CAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Now I’m gonna go back to the video