#traysay

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MY PUSHUP BRA WILL HELP ME GET MY MAN

[flanneryogonner]

new hawk-mullet is the most versatile haircut ever!

[flanneryogonner]

A few months ago when I went to Florida, my aunt took my family to all her favorite thrift stores.  I found this shirt and thought, "dude, I love Toys 'R' Us!" and bought it. 

And then today I wore it for the first time... to two classes, human sexuality and practice of democracy.

At lunch, though, Hallie went, "Tracie, that is not an R on your shirt, that's an 'N'."

And I was like, "Toys 'N' Us?" and we both made strange faces at how little sense that made except for in a way that had nothing to do with Toys 'R' Us toys. 

And then she was like, "OH MY GOSH, TRACIE, THAT HAS A SEX TOY ON IT!!!!" 

And sure enough, looky there, right in the giraffe's mouth.

[flanneryogonner]

fav pillow <3 

goodnight from tracie and Arthur!