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Absolutely 0% of Jake’s characters fuck
Hot Boy Summer Cast as Onion Headlines  
Love how Jake Hurwitz exclusively plays illiterate virgins
i’m finally starting hbs :>>
“Dark vision. My heart is a sparse prison!” -What is Tred may never Cry/Die
Hot Boy Summer, part deux. Chugging along to our favorite pop punk emo bard, Tred Nevers (Tredd? Tread??). Had a lot of fun with this one, but dang were those swooping bang horns a pain to figure out!
Thank you to the lovelies who helped me figure out that Tred is a tiefling and Hungry Dave is a gold dragonborn- should the room be messier??? Absolutely. Am I already exhausted from doing a simple background???? Also yes.
[ID: A digital drawing of Mac, Mavrus, Tred, and Hungry Dave. They are all asleep in a living room. Mac, a tan dwarf with dark hair and a beard, is sleeping in a white lounge chair. Mavrus, a red tiefling, sleeps on one end of a white couch. Tred, a blue tiefling, sleeps on the other end of the couch, facing Mavrus. Their tails are wrapped around each other. Hungry Dave, a gold dragonborn, is laying on the floor next to the couch with his legs leaning against Tred’s side. Mac, Tred, and Hungry Dave all wear white shirts that have “Bon Freres” and a picture of a bonfire on them. There is a wooden table in the middle of the room, and to the far left is a large television that has the title screen of “The Matrix” playing on it- casting the room in a faint green glow. End ID.]
“the series will end with everyone standing over the manger as beverly toegold is born” - cadwell tanner, short rest: the mavrus chronicles - episode 3
i’m truly sorry for this image but i had to do it
(also credit to @chocokoppta on twitter, i am big dumby and can’t read)
[Image ID: a digital drawing of Tread Nevers from Not Another DND Podcast. Tread is a lanky red tiefling with horns that swoop downward like bangs and a slightly sunburned back. He is sitting sideways on a loosely defined bench. Tread is hunched over his guitar and some angular musical notes fly out of it. He is wearing black converse, striped blue-gray socks, and a very dark purple romper. The background is light grey with a dark grey grid matrix. overlay. End ID]