Bee off with you!
Our bathroom keeps getting invaded by various creatures. Last year was a wallpaper munching slug.
This year we’ve got bumble bees. They kept appearing in the house out of nowhere until we’ve shut all the doors and windows and after few hours heard buzzing coming from the bathroom. We’ve opened the window, let the stripy idiot out, shut the door and after a few hours a new furry bumbling nuisance presents itself. There’s a gap in a wall that opens up into the loft so we’re guessing that’s where these six-legged wooly numbskulls decided to invite themselves over for hibernation last year.
It’s been few days now of this repetitive open-the-window/wave-the-idiot-bee-out/shut-the-door action, so I’ve caught one in order to identify who this irritating flying little cretin is.
I’ve found this bumble bee guide and if had pulled the wings off the one I caught it’ll most likely match the Tree bumble bee picture.
The trouble with this guide is that it’s forgotten to mention few things about these arrogant hairy-arsed brown-ginger thorax, white tale twits. They also like to invade people’s bathrooms uninvited and present themselves when one is having a shower and can’t reach to open the bloody window.
The guide also doesn’t mention that because of this Bombus Imbecilus Hypnorum we now for days have to inspect the bathroom through a tiny door gap before carefully sneaking in, gently lifting towels with kitchen tongs and examining them thoroughly before using, and if one of these hovering hairy pillocks suddenly appear do an idiotic ducking and waving scamper towards the window to set the sting-you-once-and-die moron free.
I’ve heard that apparently the bee numbers are dropping down and there are a lot less of them spotted working. Frankly, I think that these tubby little buggers are just getting lazy and hide in bathrooms instead.