Jun 16, 2017
things i’ve texted out-of-context to my friends
note: possibly offensive? maybe not?
“why is the protag of this book such a huge hetero? can she just stop kissin the dude that literally tried to murder her and just go and be with her tribal girlfriend???”
“i am two seperate entities; a bear and a mom”
“i still miss trellybelly’s rope dude”
“have some happy pink salt”
“...and then i put them together with superglue and happiness”
“rome is GONE”
“rip two-horned unicorns”
“take my memes and go you troglodyte“
“eat... the... newspaper?”
“heck is mark”
“(rude friend’s name) why did you out me in front of like 15 other people about my suicidal song lyrics”
“why you stealin my insults those are home baked“
