#tres droll

[goldenglorfindel]

theotherwesley replied to your post “I heard the courts talking about your butt. They said it's quite...”

I'm trying to sneak into Mordor but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sauron

Ha Ha that’s hilarious, have you thought about taking up a position as a jester? I hear there’s an opening