#triangularus

[llamanorthwest-archived2]

(DISGUSTING.

i heard that completely ignoring the villager for a few days while talking a bunch to the villagers you do like can trigger them into moving? like dont even go to their house, ignore them when they come running up to you, only talk to them when they look like they're thinking about something bc that might mean theyre thinking about moving.

idk how true that is but that's what im trying to do rn to get rid of victoria.)

[journalsauthored]

@triangularus​

“That was not the point of this thought experiment-- five more buddy.” She rolls a chalkboard over that has the same two words written over and over again several times already.

[burstbombbitch]

﹙ shithead triangle. ﹚ ⸺ ✧.°

HURTING IS WHAT IT WAS MADE FOR, ISN’T IT? IT’S WHAT YOU WERE MADE FOR.

            ☪️ —— ❝ Maybe, to assholes like you. Maybe, to the humans who strived to weaponize sound. But I can make that change. ❞  

﹙ @triangularus --- 🌟 ﹚

[ultimus-tenuem]

@triangularus followed you.

Squints in confusion.

"What the fuck am I even looking at right now."

[heroquills-a]

@triangularus​ >>> 🌀

“YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR ORIGINALITY–OR LACK THERE OF–BUT THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY ONE I HAVEN’T HEARD BEFORE.”

   ❝Eh, what can I say? Gotta subvert expectations every now an’ then or things just get boring!❞

[sullenchoir]

triangularus

  My birthday is tomorrow darlings, and as such I...

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BONE NACHOS.

...I am going to have to ask you to clarify what exactly a bone nacho is before I give you an answer dear.

[shadowedstray]

triangularus replied to your post “AWWWW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ME.”

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. YOU WILL GET YOURSELF KILLED. YOU CAN SEDUCE YOUR WAY THROUGH THIS ONE, METAL MAN.

[pvt]

I didn’t ask for your opinion.

[handsomehack]

@triangularus cont

The compliment certainly helped Jack change his tune. A smug smirk played across his handsome features as he leaned on the desk, not at all minding that he was stepping on top of Tassiter’s dead body. That fuckwit deserved that and more.

He made a nice throw rug too-- shame he threw that body into space.

Nah-- he would’ve been too tacky to look at all the time.

“I mean, of course you are. I’m impressive. I’ve never dreamed about a triangle before but-- I suppose there’s a first time for everything.” He would absolutely eat up that ego-fluffing praise.