#triggerterror

[dignifieddersite]

The dildo chat, continued.

[09:09] DD: I'll be in charge of what goes in your ass.

[09:10] TT: Oooh mister strider.

[09:10] TT: That makes me want to put some things in there and see what you do.

[09:11] DD: Don't do a Buzz Lightyear doll.

[09:11] TT: ..Has someone done that?

[09:12] DD: http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/ht_x_ray_buzz_light_year_ss_w_jp_111212_wg.jpg

[09:12] DD: The wings expanded inside.

[09:13] TT: Oh dear lord.

[09:13] TT: How.. did they get it in?

[09:13] DD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc

[09:14] TT: DIRK.

[09:14] DD: I'm fuckin' dying.

[dignifieddersite]

So I sent Jake a link.

[08:58] DD: Jake.

[08:58] DD: http://storify.com/dailydot/twitter-vibrating-dildo-butt-hospital-livetweet

[08:58] TT: Dirk.

[08:59] TT: Good lORD WHAT IS THIS?!

[08:59] DD: This guy got a dildo stuck up his ass and had to go to the ER.

[08:59] TT: Remind me not to try that.

[08:59] DD: He tweeted the whole thing.

[08:59] DD: I love the world.

[09:01] DD: Are you reading this?

[09:07] TT: I just.

[09:07] TT: Read the whole entire thing.

[09:07] DD: And?

[09:08] TT: Those batteries sure were champs.

[09:08] DD: He went to sleep with it in.

[09:08] TT: Dear god.

[09:08] DD: What a trooper.

[09:09] TT: Remind me not to do that.

[dignifieddersite]

TT: Touch my willy.

Jake English

[dignifieddersite]

My boyfriend and I, ladies and gentlemen.

[04:24] DD: Nah, I think you're pretty straight.

[04:25] DD: Except when you let me dingle your dongle.

[04:25] TT: Did you just actually type those words dirk strider?

[04:25] DD: Yes.

[04:25] DD: Yes I did.

[04:25] DD: And I don't regret them.

[04:26] TT: Im questioning why i love you.

[04:26] DD: Because I'm awesome.

[04:26] DD: And I'm a pro at dongle dingling.

[04:26] TT: Youre a lot of things.

[04:26] TT: DSgjkdlh

[04:26] TT: Don't say that!!

[04:26] DD: Dongle dingling.

[04:27] TT: I will never sleep with you again dirk.

[04:27] DD: You don't want to dingle my dongle?

[04:27] TT: NO!!!!!

[04:28] DD: Dang, my poor dongle.

[04:28] TT: You say dongle one more time, so help me.

[04:28] DD: dignifiedDersite more like dinglefiedDongle.

-- triggerTerror [TT] ceased pestering dignifiedDersite [DD] at 04:28 --

[04:28] DD: Jaaaaaake.

-- triggerTerror [TT] ceased pestering dignifiedDersite [DD] at 04:29 --

[04:29] DD: Jake come back.

[04:29] TT: No!!

[04:29] DD: Please?

[04:29] DD: ...

[04:29] DD: I'll dingle your dongle.

[dignifieddersite]

[04:16] DD: Wrestling always looked really gay to me.

[04:16] TT: Wrestling isnt gay!

[04:16] TT: Its manly and awesome and boy do i love it!

[04:17] DD: Two sweaty men rolling around the floor touching each other.

[04:17] DD: In spandex, most of the time.

[04:18] DD: Add some lube and you've got a gay porn.

[04:20] TT: ...

[04:20] TT: I see where youre coming from.

[dignifieddersite]

I went on Google, and...

I couldn't pick one.

[dignifieddersite]

FUCK, JAKE I ALMOST POSTED THAT.

Oh my god.

[dignifieddersite]

Jake. Get online.

I need to tell you what I named my dick.