A midnight summer’s diarrhoea (Edexcel Ver.)
Last night, while I was just about to release some hot midnight diarrhoea , I forgot how to poop. Why you ask? Because for some seconds I actually thought that my butt had to be positioned in a certain way in order to form the right tangent line on which my diarrhoea would travel on. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IN ORDER TO POOP I HAD TO FIND THE DERIVATIVE OF AN IMPLICIT EQUATION THAT CONTAINED TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS IN ORDER TO FIND THE EQUATION OF THE TANGENT.
Thank you Edexcel. THANK U.









