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A midnight summer’s diarrhoea (Edexcel Ver.)

Last night, while I was just about to release some hot midnight diarrhoea , I forgot how to poop. Why you ask? Because for some seconds I actually thought that my butt had to be positioned in a certain way in order to form the right tangent line on which my diarrhoea would travel on. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IN ORDER TO POOP I HAD TO FIND THE DERIVATIVE OF AN IMPLICIT EQUATION THAT CONTAINED TRIGONOMETRIC FUNCTIONS IN ORDER TO FIND THE EQUATION OF THE TANGENT.

Thank you Edexcel. THANK U.

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Ukraine isn’t participating this year, but here’s Russia singing about peace.

Swedish commentator before Russia’s performance (via albatrossgonemad)

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A Wide-field view of the Pencil Nebula

NGC 2736, also known as the Pencil Nebula, is located in the constellation Vela about 815 light-years away and is part of the Vela Supernova Remnant. This image of the region of sky around the Pencil Nebula shows a spectacular celestial landscape featuring the blue filaments of the Vela supernova remnant, the red glow of clouds of hydrogen and countless stars. It is a colour composite made from exposures from the Digitized Sky Survey 2.

Credit: ESO/Digitized Sky Survey 2 Acknowledgment: Davide De Martin.

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Star Formation in Cygnus X

A bubbling cauldron of star birth is highlighted in this new image from NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope. Infrared light that we can’t see with our eyes has been color-coded, such that the shortest wavelengths are shown in blue and the longest in red. The middle wavelength range is green.

Massive stars have blown bubbles, or cavities, in the dust and gas — a violent process that triggers both the death and birth of stars. The brightest, yellow-white regions are warm centers of star formation. The green shows tendrils of dust, and red indicates other types of dust that may be cooler, in addition to ionized gas from nearby massive stars. Cygnus X is about 4,500 light-years away in the constellation Cygnus, or the Swan.

Credit: NASA/JPL/Spitzer/Cal Tech

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Dumbbell Nembula

a planetary nebula in the constellation Vulpecula, at a distance of about 1,360 light years.

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The Beautiful Rings of Saturn

The Saturn system reveals tantalizing vistas. NASA’s robotic spacecraft named Cassini carries with it 12 instruments designed to take precise measurements of Saturn and its surroundings, including Titan, other icy moons, and the rings, as well as the magnetic environment.

For many of us, however, the images are what put us there, at Saturn, almost a billion miles away from home. Some of those images unveil overwhelming beauty. Others show tricks of light and seemingly magical oddities. Some reveal events from the distant past that have been preserved for eons, while other views depict processes that are changing now, like live news.

Credit: NASA/Cassini