#triphobia

[mykiesmassacre-blog]

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[swenyando-blog1]

Theres a part of me that can't remember if she loved peacocks or not. I remember the story about the flamingos. I was there for the peacock though, you'd think I'd be sure. She, I could imagine, was a firecracker in her youth if for no other reason than she was a sparkler in her " ancianania " . i feel like I never knew if she was particularly fond of me or not. I do know she was the one who first taught me what it was going to be like being a Portorican. No matter that this was a woman that cuela café the moment gente llega. In the streets le hablan chin chong ching cuz they think she understands. There's two types of people in the world. Ones that see her as the mujer she is and those that see her as the foreigner she looks like. She's the one that taught me that if I was gay, I would want to be her in drag, that you could misinterpret what anyone says and that #realonesknow so leave it at that. #avemaria hasta hoy no me quedo quieto, ni sé cuándo cállame , tan feo están las cosas ... #triphobia

[fazalisans]

Triphobia

Sudah satu minggu terakhir aku terkena phobia. Ketakutan berlebihan terhadap suatu hal. Aku terkena Triphobia.

bukan. bukan Trypophobia, ketakutan pada benda berlubang. tapi (tri)phobia, phobia pada angka tiga dan apapun yang berhubungan dengannya, termasuk SMA 3.

setiap dengar angka tiga, banyak hal yang aku ingat. “Tiga” mengingatkanku kalau liburan panjang kali ini tinggal satu minggu lagi. Kata itu juga mengingatkanku kalau sebentar lagi aku harus pergi ke sekolah dan mengikuti rangkaian ujian di semester 6. Dan yang terpenting, “tiga” mengingatkanku kalau ini adalah tahun terakhirku di SMA.

*ya, sebenarnya aku bukan phobia. cuma gak mau melepas liburan aja*

intinya, kalau lagi lelah masuk kelas, aku bisa izin ke guru dan bilang, “maaf bu. aku kena triphobia. kayaknya harus pulang duluan”, dan sang guru pun terdiam sejenak, lalu berkata, “ya, kamu boleh pulang duluan. tapi tahun depan kontrak ulang pelajaran saya, ya”.

itu mimpi buruk. iya, lebih menyeramkan dari angka tiga.

jadi, jangan tiru contoh diatas, ya. kecuali kalau kamu mau sekolah lagi di semester ke 7.

ya, di akhir tulisan ini, aku harap aku bisa pulih secepatnya dari penyakit ini (read: malas), dan di awal pekan depan, penyakitku berubah jadi Triphilia, suka dengan angka tiga.

**maaf, faza ngelantur.

Selamat liburan!

See ya!