#troll patrol

[thetaoofbetty]

what, pray tell, the fuck, she whispers to herself as she turns off anon 

[ladystarks]

Jonsa fandom PSA

There’s a blog that seems to be dedicated to trolling/provoking Jonsa fans. They are, additionally, tagging all their hateful posts in the jonsa tag. Please, just block them. Sometimes people like this get off on the attention, and I truly believe they’ll be much quieter if we don’t give it to them. 

As always, I love this talented, amazing fandom, and thank you guys for making my dash light up with amazing content :) 

[geomoon]

I love the load screens on the Fantastic Beasts Cases app!

Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures Official Note

Careless Squawk Costs Live: Maintain Silencing Charms on Pet Fwoopers At All Times. Prolonged exposure to fwooper song can lead to madness and death. Approach with extreme caution and adequate protection. Report immediately to St. Mungos if you suspect fwooper induced mania.

Smells Like Trouble: Use All Your Senses to Sniff Out Trolls. Violent and unpredictable, trolls are not fussy in their prey and even eat wizards! Join the Troll Patrol Today

Caution: This Plan May Backfire! Never Approach a Fire Crab from Behind. Use ministry approved protection when dealing with fire crabs. Do not leave an unattended fire crab near flammable material. 

[sohannabarberaesque]

On a rather foggy morning pre-dawn at Grubb's Diner

[Which, at any rate, sees only a handful of patrons, among them the Troll Patrol's Deputroll Dolly Durkle on break, not to mention the overnight country-music show of the local radio station playing rather loudly.]

GRUBB TROLLMAINE, the genial owner of Grubb's Diner: Can I get you some freshly-made trollffee this morning?

DEPUTROLL DOLLY DURKLE: You certainly can, considering how chilly things are outside ... and how about a Troll cinnamon roll in the bargain?

GRUBB TROLLMAINE: You certainly can; anything to please my regular patrons, and other kindred Trolls!

[sohannabarberaesque]

Meanwhile, at the Troll County Sheriff's Office on a typically sultry summer aftrollnoon:

DEPUTROLL FLAKE FURKLE, drinking some iced Troll-style sun tea just brewed on the outside and yet relaxing his feet on the desk: I sometimes have to wonder, Sheriff Trollsom, if these muggy aftrollnoons are enough to motivate Trolls to head on down to the spring and cool off, don't you think?

SHERIFF PUDGE TROLLSOM, equally relaxed as his deputroll and trying to cool off with a modest desk fan: Flake, I have to wonder where you get such ideas, to begin with, as if being a half-baked inventor wasn't good enough on your part! And I just hope my daughter Pixlee is alright in this muggy state of affairs!

DEPUTROLL FLAKE FURKLE: So what exactly is it about Pixlee as makes you so devoted to her?

SHERIFF PUDGE TROLLSOM: She's rather special to me, Flake, and I prefer keeping it that way ... as if her being the tomboyish sort of Troll wasn't enough to drive me unnerving every now and then!

DEPUTROLL FLAKE FURKLE: You can certainly say that again, Sheriff!

SHERIFF PUDGE TROLLSOM: And who wouldn't?

[The two can be seen dozing off in typically Southern fashion endemic to muggy aftrollnoons ...]

[curtvilescomic]

Double feature Bob the Killbot / Troll Patrol by talented Tuomas Myllylä.

Science fiction  violence and trollpunky WW2 with mechs is a great combo. And while it is a finnish comic it is entirely in english.

And yes it also has “Troll of Finland” pinup.

get yours: https://www.sarjakuvakauppa.fi/englanninkieliset/troll-patrol-bob-the-killbot.html

[firewolf120]

I have come up with a Trolls head canon that would be epically adorable. What if due to possibly Troll kids almost getting eaten by Pitcher plants or something similar because they were singing or dancing and Branch due to gathering stuff for his bunker would be the one to hear them screaming and save them and Branch goes to Poppy and states if she wasn't going to teach the kids to be more careful then at least make a patrol because he wont always be around to save them and she likes the patrol thing and ends up drafting Branch to it. The other Trolls of course still sing and stuff while they patrol and an entire schedule gets made so the Trolls patrolling don't miss to many party's with about twice a year having a party just for them that last all day so they can patrol and still party and Branch becoming the defacto leader of the group and the amount of times Troll kids and Trolls almost get eaten goes down to nada. Just think of Trolls patrolling around the village singing and dancing and stuff thats be so cute

[trumpturds]

Thanks Dianne