#trolleyposting

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based on real events (me right now, posting this high from the amtrak)

[urbannaturalist]

It's September, which means the annual migration of the majestic Trolley, along the waterways of Europe to its spawning grounds in the open ocean. This particular specimen is an aurantiacus sainsburii - rarer in these middle-class waters than its more common counterpart, the waitrosia pretiosum, but certainly not an unusual sight, particularly at this time of year.

The Trolleys will continue their migration along the river and out into the North Sea estuaries, eventually following the current to the wider Atlantic Ocean. It's still not known where Trolleys go to spawn...someday we might unravel the final mysteries of these enigmatic beasts. For now, we can only wish this little guy the best of luck on his gruelling journey!

[feltons-funky-ferocious-fuckup]

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this is actually a common core math problem

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bulbasaur solved it yall

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it’s normal today yall

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heh boop