#trollhero

[adelinakart]

Green Troll

[ohleducation]

shit my roommate says / shit my fake roommate says

"my mom's gay dads look well on her."

and

"i want food. that HE pays for."

and

"you guys just tasted the fruits of my dating labours."

and

"oh no no no no no no...GODDAMMIT BROSEPH."

and

"i only have four buildings in this town. FOUR. there was an innkeeper and no inn. and now i have to get a glass of milk. AND PET MY KITTY!"

and 

"LOOK AT MY PINK SWEATER YOU GUYS" *points at her white sweater*

and

"all the fucks to you, my friend!"