#trolling me

[aidtale-of]

looking through my art files for a room reference and for some reason i can't find the 17th save.

i cant find. the 17th. entry.

. . .

[beybladefanboy]

re: ask game.

REIJI

Yes, Yuki. 😍

My NOTP for him: DOJI. I saw that ship one time (on Pinterest I wanna say) and I am scarred for life. That is his abuser and also Reiji is a minor. Gross.

My BROTP for him: Well that's gotta be TSUBASA. They're literally roommates in my stories but I also ship TsuMado as a mono thing so sorry Reiji. I can only see TsuRei as platonic at least in my own stories.

My OTP for him: Uh........... Me and him I guess? I actually ship Reiji with a surprising amount of characters and picking a favourite from them is... well it's impossible. So I'm gonna be a copout and say him and my OC.

My second choice pairing for him: Okay if you held me down and forced me to pick a canon character, I'm gonna say the one that I didn't have in mind for any of the other categories: JACK. They've never met in canon and the only canon similarity they have is that they're psychos. I just love the chaos of my little fanmade dynamic.

My fluffy pairing for him: KING. I don't remember when I thought of this idea but Reiji getting a crush on King after they meet at that pet store is kind of adorable. And King's obliviousness to Reiji being a terrifying eldritch horror and just seeing him as this shy cute boy (that he partially is in my fics) is so fun to write especially combined with him also dating Ryuga. King is probably THE first person Reiji has met that wasn't scared of him or hated him and that's just kinda wholesome.

My angsty pairing for him: HYOMA. I'm sorry. It's a terrible ship I know but like... The angst potential from Hyoma's side is really good if done properly and I relate to falling for the source of your trauma.

My favourite poly ship for him: So I have a whole private story about Beyblade characters being in a polycule from hell so to give a really simple answer, Reiji's best polyship is him, my OC, and Jack because those three are freaking chaotic.

My weirdest pairing for him: CHAO XIN. It's nothing but a crack ship (and please don't seek out that thing if you're under 18) but it's also the weirdest thing I've done in this fandom period so I had to mention it.

[osamusriceballs]

I haven’t slept yet🤡-🧚🏼‍♀️

Me after reading this:

WHY ARE YOU NOT SLEEPING- CLOWNING ME LIKE THAT OMG- GO TO SLEEP NOW 👈🏻👈🏻🤬🤬

But- I still love you though 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 so please uhm... sleep like every second day at least 🥺🥺 for me 😫💖

[dr-colossal-pita]

Spot the difference:

[my-dumb-cats]

i tried to make a photo for my AliExpress feedback when she just started trolling me ‘no one will believe you’ she said and laughed

[omnesvirlupus]

Me: am I the only one to get excited when any of my posts gets more than 5-8 notes?

Me: yep... Most likely... You are such a derp. ..

Me: oh well...

[justbeingjen1]

Those moments in life where you brain decides to be an epic troll. If, like me, your whole life is just a big ball of awkwardness and embarrassment, these moments happen quite a lot.

[chuckingxspears-blog]

ooc;; my ask box keeps trolling the shit out of me... I just reopened my page and it said I had 6 asks. Clicked it. Nothing was there. Wtf tumblr. That’s not cool ;-;