#trollsey talks

[robobee]

do you ever just actually start writing after a long while and then just realize

your sentence structure is awful, you don’t have the fluidity in your story you used to take for granted, the right words arent coming to you, all those things you always thought you’d have back when you were fully invested in fanfiction etc

they’re all gone. and that sucks.

[robobee]

spiders eat bugs so do u think the children of the spider eat bugs

bc imagine madame mist having lunch w/ the other elders and their horrified reactions

[robobee]

what if Skulduggery’s hats could talk omfg

[robobee]

something that’s been bugging me for months

You know Skulduggery’s name and how ironic and unfortunate and blah bah it is? well,

i have a question:

if the word originated in the nineteenth century, how the hell did Skul, a sixteenth-century dwelling guy pick it?

you know what this means? like eight time-travelling headcannons, a major problem on Derek Landy’s part,

and the fact that Skulduggery might have originally called himself Sculduddery.